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Or the Meat Cone

'Cause it's got a tiny head

tapering into a large shaft

Nice

Hand that guy around,

that's a good one

We like to call that one

the Roto-Rooter

Next we have what's called

the Super huge

- That's right

- Oh, damn!

We also like to call this

the Great American Challenge

Ladies, you're gonna love

the cervix stimulation on that guy

Okay, this next one's interesting,

all right? I found this one online

It's the Doubleheader,

ladies and gentlemen

It is out there, believe me

Hand that around

Okay, everyone, pass 'em around

Look 'em up and down

NOW freeze!

Okay Gentlemen,

the penises in your hands,

that is your penis

Ladies, put your penises down

and partner up with

the person closest to you

Looks like we got a small one, huh?

Yeah

Okay, now I'm gonna hand out

some condoms for each group

Here ya go,

everyone get a condom

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

I'm gonna have you put the condom

on the man's penis, together

Okay, the reason I'm having you

put these condoms on together

is because contraception

is both partners' responsibility

Have to say that Sorry

Mike, it looks like you got

a little room there

That's because, Mike,

you have a very small penis

Okay, everyone,

let's talk about fetishes

Now, a fetish is basically

an obsession with leather...

black leather... and bits,

mouth bits

Who likes a ball in their mouth?

Anyone?

Oh, baby, you look so good

- You wanna do it now, baby?

- Hell, yeah, I do

Okay

No, wait

You know what would be even hotter?

What?

This

You want me to wear a hat?

Oh, yeah, baby,

that sh*t is so hot

- Okay

- Yeah. Yeah.

Wait Uh, you know what else

would be so smokin' hot?

What?

This big mole

What?! Ew!

It's hot Trust me

For me?

Fine

- Now can we do it?

- Yeah

Ronny... what the hell!?

- What?

- I didnt want to say this,

but you clearly want to

have sex with Abraham Lincoln!

That's crazy!

Is it?

Look around you, Ronny

- You're obsessed with him

- He was a great man

What's wrong with paying tribute?

Paying tribute is one thing...

trying to turn your girlfriend into him

so you can get a hard-on is another

I'm outta here

Call me when you get some therapy

Sue...

That was my last beard

TV Announcer:

Can the transporter be fixed?

Or is all hopeless for our heroines?

Will Alice and Betty make it home?

Find out next on Babes Lost in Time!

Time

Forward into the past!

Here I come, Abe!

Ladies, you do not...

I repeat, you do not have to

have sex with a guy for him to like you

But it helps

Want to remain a virgin

until you're married?

Two words:
Butt sex

Look, if you like to be choked,

it's okay Everyone likes it... a little

Just don't go too far

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