Extreme Movie Page #3

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I'm sure you still

looked beautiful, though

Thanks, but I didn't

I had vomit all over me

You're so amazing

You really are

What? No, that's ridiculous

I'm going to play poker

with some of the guys

Dont worry

I'll be back by 10:00 All right?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Look, don't be a p*ssy,

just tell me who it is

Stop calling me!

Another prank call

I know what you're up to,

and it's gotta stop

Leave Carla alone!

It's over between me and you

Get used to it!

Where were you this morning?

I thought you were gonna

watch me practice

Oh Sorry, I forgot

Well, you comin' to my game

on Friday night?

Actually, I'm going to Len's party

with Stacy

You know what? There's someone else

who actually cares about me

Good-bye, Carla

Justin, where are you going?

What?

No!

Why?! Why did you do this!?

Someone call 911!

So what's the kinkiest thing

you've ever done in bed?

The two of us licked whipped cream

off of each other once

- That was fun Yeah

- That was pretty kinky

What about you?

I don't know

- Uh

- Come on, don't act all shy

- What if my parents are watching?

- Come on

Does it have to be the kinkiest thing

that weve done together?

No, it could have been

on your own

Well

this one time I had sex

with this black guy

while his best friend

did me in the ass,

and then I sucked both their d*cks

at the same time

That was kinda kinky

- What? Baby?

That's great

MR MATTHEWS:

Bring it on in!

We got a lot to do

and a little time to do it!

Wanna make sure we can

cram it all in

That's what she said Ha ha ha!

You guys know what I'm talkin' about

You've gotta sit next to Stacy

and be her partner

Yeah, man, don't be scared

Go ahead

All right,

we're all gettin' in a circle

This is great

Okay

let's talk about penises

That's right, everyone

I said the big P-word

Now, the most common question:

What's normal?

Simple answer:
There's no such thing

Penises come in a variety

of different shapes and sizes

Huh? All rightie!

As you can tell from the molds

cast from actual penises we have here

Got 'em all different

from all over the globe

Now, the next

we like to call the Fireplug

It's short and stocky,

but boy, when you get it excited,

kablooey!

Like a sawed-off shotgun, I tell ya

All right, what do we have next?

This one's called the Tadpole

Why is it called the Tadpole?

Because it's got a larger head

tapering down into a smaller shaft

We like to call this guy

the Mushroom Cloud, if you will

Yeah I thought

you'd like that one

Now, this is an interesting one

Looks small, but if you

know how-to use it,

I tell ya, it's quite a powerful weapon

It's called the Torpedo

You know what I mean?

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