Extreme Movie

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Oh, darlin'

I love you in the mornin'

I love you

in the afternoon

Chuck, you know I love you.

Of course, Betty

I love you too.

And I know I've made you wait

a long time.

Yeah A long time.

Well, tonight, that all ends.

What do you mean?

Chuck...

tonight is the night

I'm going to give myself to you.

I'm ready to take things

to the next level.

Are you sure?

We're gonna do it?

All right.

Whoa, darlin'

Whatever I have to do

Oh, pretty baby

How I'm in love with you

That was awesome.

Yeah.

But...

now that my virginity is behind us,

I think I'm ready to take things

to the next level.

What do you mean?

I thought we just did.

Come on, Chuck,

don't be coy.

You know what I mean.

Anal

Seriously?

Yeah I love you, Chuck,

and I know you love me

And that's why I want you

to stick it in my ass

Giddy up, horsey

Come on, let go

Yeah

Who's riding your pony?

Horny pony

Oh, yeah

They've seldom seen

of your contemptuous greed

Wow

I know.

That f***ing ruled!

But

But what?

Well

it's just now that

the ass sex is in the bag

I think we're ready to

take things to the next level

What other level is there?

Get an extension cord

Next level!

Who are they!?

Next level!

Ohh!

Next level!

Next level!

No more levels!

I'll be right back

Maybe I rushed things

Sex me up

and I'll sex you down

Whatever you want

is my command

I'm into S and M,

I lead the butcher farm

And now don't you understand,

I'm into any ma'am

Sex me up

and I'll sex you down

I get on the floor,

I'll turn around

Get on my hands and knees,

on your command I'll freeze

I hope this never cease,

come get me, won't you please

But she won't hold me

and she won't squeeze me

From what she told me,

she'd never please me

But she won't hold me

and she won't squeeze me

From what she told me,

she'd only tease me

She said

I said

Sex me up

and I'll sex you down

Sex me up and

I'll sex you down

Sex me up

and I'll sex you down

Remember, students,

it's Sexual Awareness Month.

Gentlemen, pick up your free condoms

in the gym,

- and ladies, lubricant is available...

- I got laid last night

- Same chick as the night before?

- Are you crazy?

I can't have the same chick

comin' around two nights in a row

That's bordering on a relationship

I like to play the field

See, this is exactly what I don't

understand How does he do it?

He just goes out

and gets it done, man,

that's how he does it

You can't sit around and wait

for Santa to bring you some ass

under the tree

Dude, how psyched are you

for first period?

- Mr. Matthews' sex-ed class

- Man, that dude's a total freak

I cant wait to go in there and talk about

all the ass we've slammed

It's gonna be awesome, bro

No doubt, bro

I can't take this class

Why not?

Why not? Did you not

just hear that conversation?

" -How much ass we've slammed?"

- Yeah, bro

Exactly The class is just gonna be

with a bunch of pervs

who are open about their sex lives,

and frankly, I don't have one

That's sad You're not bad-lookin'

And your legs work

I'm not gonna have sex

with just anybody,

I know thats what

you are thinking right now

Sorry, not gonna happen

Doesn't have to be just anybody

Look. Look, look

How about you start off with

a nice little virgin like Betty?

Hey, Betty

Okay, everyone,

bring it on in,

we got a lot to do,

and little time to cover it

I can feel the sexuality brewin'

in here already

- Oh, no Stacy's in this class?

- What do you mean, "Oh, no?"

You've been trying to tap that

since fifth grade

This is an opportunity

You're in a class with her

Go talk to her!

- What would I say?

- Listen, all a girl wants

is for you to be yourself

So do that... be yourself

Or just shake your dick at her

You know, whatever feels right

- Hello

- Hello

Hey, Stacy

Looks like we're gonna be

having sex together

What!?

Ed S... class

Sex-ed class together

I'm sorry, I just... y'know

Whoo!

Bye

Yeah... talk to ya later

My name is Mr. Matthews

First off,

there's no teachers in here...

just a bunch of people

exploring their sexuality

Right? So once you

enter through that door,

you're comin' through

a No Bullshit zone

That's right... I said "bullshit"

Huh? We're keepin' it real

in here, people

Fart, f***, sh*t, cock, ass, cunty c*nt!

All rightie

Now, listen up Teen sexuality

is a living, breathing thing,

and we're gonna explore that concept

from every different angle

we can get our greasy little hands on

And you're gonna share

I'm gonna share right now

Hell, I've had sex with koi fish

There, I've said it

Sometimes you find me naked

down at the bottom of a fun-ball pool

at your local fast food restaurant

True story

Okay, let's do a little

role-playing exercise in here

I want each and every one of you

to decide that you're gonna

have sex with someone

for the very first time

Okay, partner up, people!

Stacy needs a partner

Seize the day, bro

Hell, screw the day

Seize the booty

That's a good union there

I like that I saw that when I came in

- Mr. Matthews?

- Yes

I don't think there's any girls left

Mike, human sexuality isn't always

between man and woman

Stand up, Doug

Class, I'd like to introduce you

to our first gay couple...

Mike and Doug

Now, just because they'll be

experimenting with

man-on-man lovemaking

and assorted humbuggery,

don't treat 'em any differently

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