Expelled Page #4

I close my eyes

I surrender

to you

I lie awake

these sleepless nights

you walked away

and took my life

Get off the stage.

What are you doing?

You betrayed me

all I wanted

was one last kiss

you got it, baby

kiss this booty

oh

what does your heart

tell you?

- It's him.

- my heart tells me

that you're

a traitorous butt-Munch

Take off the mask!

The mask stays on

Hey, guys.

Where were you?

- I was at school.

- "At school"?

Why?

What's going on, Felix?

I was...

gonna explain that to you.

What is this?

The school play...

I'm in it.

You never told me

about a school play.

Yeah, the premiere was tonight,

And I totally forgot.

And...

that's why you ran off

like you did before?

That is correct.

So...

what character were you playing?

The clown...

wizard.

"The clown wizard"?

Yeah, people love me.

"Musical"?

I didn't know you could sing.

Yeah, I do.

- I do sing a little.

- Yeah, well...

sing us something.

Sing us something from the play.

Well, I-I don't...

I don't... I can't...

Yeah, this just doesn't make

any sense.

I am the wizard

a clown wizard

- Hey, honey.

- Good morning, mom.

Listen...

it was unfair of me

to be like that last night.

- I'm sorry.

- It's cool, mom.

Don't worry about it.

I understand.

I am just anxious to see

your grades, that's all.

There's really nothing

to be anxious about.

They just haven't sent

them out yet.

Maybe yours were sent

to the wrong address.

Possibly.

I should talk

to someone over there.

- No.

- I'll take you to school.

No, it's fine.

I'll just ride my bike.

- Are you sure?

- Yep.

I need the exercise anyways.

- Have a good day.

- Will do, daddy-O.

- And don't be late.

- Impossible!

Ever had a snow day?

Pretty cool, right?

You get the whole day off

Because

of some wretched weather.

Being expelled

is kind of like that...

except the weather's awesome.

Your life

is a never-Ending series

Of missed opportunities.

At any given moment, you are

completely surrounded by them.

You just got to know

where to look.

This room, for example...

What do you see?

Anything?

Time's up.

Here's what

you might've missed...

$4.67 under

the couch cushion...

decorative boomerang

bought by my dad,

Never been thrown

a single time...

Shame.

You think this is just

for blowing leaves?

Think again!

Opportunities...

They're all around you...

unless you're in history class.

- Hey, there.

- Hi.

Nice robe.

Thank you.

It's, uh, $18.50.

One second.

Um...

you look familiar.

Do you go to Eastwood?

Yeah, I used to...

till I got expelled.

That's right...

For the pranks.

I liked your work

with the koala bears.

Thank you.

Uh, it's $18.50.

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