Expelled Page #3

Of our faulty

fire-Alarm system.

Up next, an anti-Bullying

segment from Stacy Richards.

At Eastwood high

there is one bully

That has caused more torment

than any other... Roxy.

If I'm elected,

I will stop at nothing

To bring Roxy to justice.

I can help with that.

Good morning, Eastwood high.

It is my genuine pleasure

to reveal the true identity

Of the anonymous cyber bully,

known as...

Roxy.

He must've

patched into the system.

But how did he get on TV?

He's doing it live.

And basically,

I'm gonna screw her.

- What the hell is this?

- Shh.

Behind me

is Roxy's I.P. Address,

Which I acquired

by a brute-Force hacking

Of the twitter account.

If Stacy Richards

is truly searching for Roxy,

She doesn't have to search

very far.

He's in

the cheerleaders' closet.

This is Stacy Richards'

I.P. Address...

A perfect match

with the one associated with...

Roxy!

Open it.

Oh, for the love of god,

come on!

Oh!

Aah!

So here it is, folks...

Straight "A" s,

courtesy of my girl Vanessa.

What you got there?

Are those your grades?

Uh...

nope, it's

Vanessa's death certificate.

Felix.

Are those your grades?

Uh...

Felix!

Hey!

Hey, mister, you just

don't take off.

I probably could've handled

that better,

But one thing is certain,

My parents must never see

that report card,

For if they do,

They'll simultaneously crap

their pants.

Oh!

Most parents would consider

disowning you

For an "F" on your report card.

Seven "F" s

is a different story.

That right there

is a death sentence.

What is this?

- It's your report card, silly.

- Funny.

I distinctly remember asking

for straight "A" s.

Those appear to be "F" s.

Hmm, looks like you got

the report card you deserve.

This is what I deserve

for helping you?

You've never worked

for anything in your life,

Have you, Felix?

What are you talking about?

You can't expect to walk out

of here in the top percentile

Without ever applying yourself.

I'm not gonna help you cheat

your way to the top.

Are you insane?

I helped you cheat your way

into the presidency.

I earned that presidency.

I've been working towards it

for the last three years.

Do you have any idea

how hard I worked?

I'm gonna give you five

minutes to fix my report card.

- Fix it!

- Or what?

What's gonna happen if I don't?

Use your imagination.

Two minutes to curtain.

So how do you want to play this?

Excuse me.

I have a play to star in,

But good luck

with the report card.

I'm sure your parents

will be really proud.

Anyone can be a jerk,

But Vanessa makes it

in art form.

She's a rare breed,

An innovator.

That straight-F report card

was her crowning achievement.

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