Evilspeak Page #3

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every time you sit down this week,

but don't worry,

you'll still be in there

against John Paul Jones Academy.

Take the position, boy.

( whipping )

Great job.

( sinister music )

( hog grunting )

( hogs grunting )

( escalating music )

Wait 'til he demonstrates

this in front of the class.

This will teach that

little queer a lesson.

I'm hungry.

Just hurry up

and finish it, please?

- Come on.

- Here comes Cooperdick.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

Come on.

Ew, that smell.

- Pig sh*t.

- Whew!

Gentlemen, I have your passes.

All those going to town,

report to the quadrangle

in five minutes.

Randerson, Baker, Caldwell...

( music )

Damn.

Damn.

Bastards took my book.

( music )

All right, what you guys

do with my book?

What book are you

talking about, Cooperdick?

You know what book

I'm talking about, Bubba.

I don't know nothing about no book.

Maybe you don't, but you

guys broke my catapult.

You're gonna pay for that.

( laughing )

( students ) One, two,

three, four, one, two,

three, four.

( chanting ) Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your sister was there

when you left your right.

Your preacher was there

when you left your right...

Yes, private,

what would you like?

You wouldn't happen to have seen

a book I might've left here?

No, I haven't.

It's really important to me.

Will that be all?

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey, you take one of my tools?

No.

Somebody took my crowbar.

Well, I'm sure it'll turn up.

I'll keep an eye out for it.

I have to go.

Study hall.

( instrumental music )

( bell ringing )

That was the bell, private.

Um, well just a few more minutes?

Others are scheduled.

Out.

( instrumental music )

( beeping )

By the dreadful day of judgment.

By the face of the divine majesty and

by the four beasts before the throne.

By the fire which

is about the throne,

I conjure and command thee,

oh prince of darkness,

in the name of him who spake,

and it was done.

Satan, Lucifer.

Coopersmith.

Appear forthwith and show yourself to me.

Coopersmith.

Gotta have the unholy water,

defiled host.

Shoot.

Gotta have it.

Coopersmith.

Coopersmith.

Yes, Sir.

I'm sorry, Sir.

Coopersmith, where in

God's name do you come from?

Well, I was right here, Sir.

No you weren't right there

because if you were right there,

I would've seen you.

Now, why isn't this place cleaned up?

It's a big job, Sir.

I know it's a big job, Coopersmith.

Look, it's getting late.

I think you should run along to the

mess hall and get something to eat

because they're just about

finished serving supper.

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