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declension and irregular verbs.

Also, let me emphasize strongly the

importance of the model assignment

upon which you are working.

I expect nothing less than

perfection in concept and execution.

Remember, this is a military academy.

Any mistake big or small will be

dealt with in the most severe terms.

Understood?

You must never forget you're

being trained in a military career.

An inferior model will

earn you an F in this class.

( Latin )

A word to the wise, Coopersmith.

( bell ringing )

Dismissed.

Not you, Coopersmith.

This is the second time you

have been late this week Coopersmith.

I want you to report to the Colonel's

office after your last class.

I do not understand you, Coopersmith.

You have a fine mind... if only

you were to apply yourself.

I do try, Sir.

Well, you know my model catapult?

I'm using one of the computers

to check my configurations

so it will be really accurate.

Hmm.

I hope it is for your sake.

Now, you'd best get out of here or

you will be late for your next class.

Yes, Sir.

( sinister music )

What's the matter

with you Cooperdick?

What's the matter, huh?

( laughing )

Come get your hat.

- What's the matter?

- Oh.

Hey! Why don't you

guys leave 'em alone?

How would you like to follow his hat?

( grunting )

Break it up.

Come on.

- Good afternoon, men.

- Good afternoon, Sir.

Jo Jo, I hope you men are

ready for the game on Saturday.

Yes, Sir.

And let's not forget the rally.

We want to have some good fun.

- We wouldn't miss it, Sir.

- That's right, Sir.

Coopersmith, where's your hat?

- I lost it.

- Well, find it.

The good Lord doesn't

want you out of uniform...

and neither do I.

- Good day, men.

- Good day, Sir.

Good day, Reverend.

( laughing )

Good of you to come.

Come inside.

And leave your books out here.

I'm disappointed in you, boy.

I could understand if you

didn't have what it takes,

but your record shows you

have an above average IQ,

and what concerns me

is your inability

to get along with the others.

I'd be remiss in my duty if I didn't

do all in my power to see to it that

you take every advantage

of what we have to offer here.

Now, I know you miss your folks,

but you have to accept the fact that

they're gone and make the best of it.

We have a mission at this academy,

and that mission is to turn out

young men for the military,

so from now on, I'm going

to keep a special eye on you.

I'm going to see to it

personally that you tow the line.

I'm going to make a good soldier out

of you or else know the reason why.

Now, what have you

got to say to that?

I'm a firm believer that

words alone are useless,

so I'm going to make sure

you remember our little chat

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