Evilspeak Page #4

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( beeping )

Come on with me.

How do you like your steak?

Whatever it is now is fine.

You don't look like you belong here.

You sure your mother and

father didn't send you here

just to get you out of the way?

My mom and dad were killed

in an automobile accident.

Should've told me sooner.

I would've given you an

extra lump of mashed potatoes.

That's better.

- Finished?

- Almost.

You want to see something?

Wow.

Doesn't look like this little

one's getting too much to eat.

Oh, aren't you gonna help it?

There's nothing I can do

that's gonna help him.

I tried everything.

Can I have him?

What are you gonna do with him?

Keep him.

Try to give him a chance.

Why don't you let

nature take its course.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Maybe this pup is

better off not making it.

It's a tough world out there.

You gotta be able to kick and

scratch if you wanna survive.

I found that out right

after my parents died.

From what I can tell,

like these other pups,

it's the ones that can do

the most pushing and shoving

that get the biggest

piece of the pie.

I don't think he stands a

chance, but if you like him,

take him.

( instrumental music )

This is your new home, boy.

It's a little stuffy,

but it'll work out just fine.

You'll like it.

This looks pretty good right here.

It's pretty sturdy.

How you like it in there?

Feel all right?

Okay, well you gotta stay there.

I gotta go to work.

I'm gonna put this right here.

Now, yell if you need anything.

Stay here.

( whispering )

Consecrated host.

( sinister music )

Whew.

( dog crying )

By the four beasts

before the throne.

By the fire which

is about the throne,

appear forthwith and show thyself

to me in beastly or in human form.

Come peaceably,

visibly and without delay.

By the dreadful day of judgment,

by the face of the unholy majesty,

I conjure and command

thee prince of darkness.

Oh, Satan.

Oh, Lucifer

appear forthwith

and show thyself to me.

I, Stanley Coopersmith,

command you.

( groaning )

( door creaking )

( howling )

( door creaking closed )

( groaning )

( groaning )

( howling )

( screaming )

( laughing )

Holy Christ.

I think we went too

far this time, Bubba.

Oh, he'll be all right.

He's just cold cocked.

Jesus, did you see

the look on his face.

Wow.

He's really out cold.

I think he's coming to.

Let's get out of here before

Sarge catches us, okay?

F***, Sarge.

( laughing )

Far f***ing out.

It works.

( instrumental music )

( chatter )

Hey, Stanley.

Where you been?

More extra duty.

Got garbage detail next.

- Oh.

- You know?

We're all heading out to the field

to get things fixed up for the rally.

- I'll catch up with you later.

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