Evil Aliens Page #4

stupid farm-slut with a drug-problem,

you'll make a misstake!

Actually, I was gonna make you an

lucrative offer to film the alien birth.

Still, that was great! Real emotions.

Top television.

Howard's gonna love it.

- Did you hear that?

- What, babe?

- Oh no, come on, finish me off!

- Hear the noises... I've got to go.

So you run off over there...

No!

Okey everyone, that's a wrap.

Shame nothing real happened.

Never does...

F***in' woman drivers!

F*** you two,

the bastard-thing just cut out.

I doubt the auto-towing-service

cover Hell-island.

Okey, try it again.

I can't understand it.

Come on, baby.

Why the hell are they moo-ing?!

Yeah, something spooked them good.

- Let's have a look, it could be

Gavins mate.

- No, I'm a sound-man, I don't do curious.

Okey, try it again.

Are you still not feeling well?

Don't worry.

The doctor is here.

Give it another go!

Sh*t!

Isn't this a common

UFO-trace, Gorman?

Flattening crops is one thing, but

mutilating cattle for a TV-program is sick!

- We didn't do this, Gavin!

- Whoever did this, did it recently.

Did you see something?

What did you see?

- Was it reptilian or gray?

- Pissed off, I'd say.

Candy! Go, go, go!

Start the engine!

Start...

Start the engine!

Michelle, this isn't covered

by our insurance!

We're supposed to be responsible

for the safety of these people.

I wote we get off this island now!

I'm a character-actor, not a f***ing hero!

I can't believe you people!

This could be the most significant

event of our century,-

perhaps all history!

He's right. This is what we're here for.

This could change everything for us!

Yeah, our status from living to dead!

What happened out there sister?

Something bad's out there hurting our flock.

Show him the footage.

They took that well...

What do you think they've got in mind?

Why you...

There there, calm yourself big lad.

She was special...

...but we'll get another.

She'll never be the same!

Never!

Hey, monkey-boy.

This could be the chance of the lifetime.

We got to go back out there.

We can get real footage of aliens here.

Not the usual fuzzy out-of focus-sh*t...

Have you any idea how much it'd be worth?

That's alot of bananas!

Nice weapon.

Question:
Where are the love-couple?

To catch their bloody deaths!

Deserting us here, the asses!

- What are you talkin' about, b*tch?!

- Now now, ladies. Let's be friends.

Atleast we'll be safe here darling.

Perhaps a drink to calm our nerves, yes?

- What the hell is this?!

- Localbrewed.

Too much for gay city-slickers?

Yes, atleast I never get pregnant.

Come on, Ricky.

Oh, f***in' hell..!

The air taste like sh*t in here!

It's even worse than the manure-farm.

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