Evil Aliens

Synopsis: The sensationalist reporter Michelle Fox presents the TV show Weird World, with phony matters about UFOS and aliens. When she hears about Cat, a young woman that claims that have been abducted with her boyfriend and become pregnant by aliens, she convinces her chief to travel with a team to the remote Welsh island of Scalled to interview Cat. She invites the cameraman Ricky Anderson with his sound technician partner; the nerd expert in "ufology" and "ley lines" Gavin Gorman; the actress Candy Vixen and an obscure gay actor to prepare the matter. They get a van and wait for the low tide to reach the island, and when they find evidences that aliens are really landed in the location, the ambitious Michelle decides to film her way to fame and wealth.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Jake West
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93 min

The earth really did moved!

- You felt that too?

- You better get used to it, with me, baby.

There must have been something...

My brothers says this place is cursed.

If they catch me stoned, and screwing with

a mainlander, there'll be trouble.

Did you hear something?

- Sh*t, it could be them.

- Chill, relax baby.

- I'd better go.

- Come back, baby!

I'm sorry.

That wasn't funny.

Real scary.

Come on, baby.

Come back.

Let's have some more fun.

I can make the earth move for you again...

Oh, bollocks..!

What's up?

What kind of country-sh*t is this?

Is this your famous brothers idea of a joke?

It's not funny!

No, mate.

What are you doing?

You don't have to do that.

Come on, can we talk about it..?

Please, wait!

Until the government admits what they really

know, we keep uncovering the truth for you.

So keep an open mind,

and your cameras ever handy.

File #68:
"Bournemouth sighting"

What the f*** is that..!

No, no, we saw it.

It was a mothership.

It was coming down from the sky.

And it sounded "wo-wo-wo".

That was some compelling evidence,

proving further, that we, are not alone.

For Wierd Worlde.

I'm Michelle Fox.

Good night, stay strange and...

...keep watching the skies.

- What is it, Howard?

- I got last months figures here.

Did our audience suddenly all died

in a plane-crash?

We'll do alright..

What are you, high on life?

I mean TV-shop got more viewers than this...

Either you'll deliver something special,

- Or I replace you with someone who can.

- I didn't say I hadn't any ideas.

How about this? I got a very strong lead

on a recent alien abductee.

Abduction is hardly original, is it..

What's your angle on that then?

Picture yourself a Welsh farmer-daughter.

She's young, she's sexy.

She's abducted

and now she's suddenly pregnant.

Here's the kicker though: She claimed

it all happened just one week ago.

- Look at the size of her stomach.

- Who's the father?

Please tell me it's E.T.!

I like it! Contact her, tell her you'll

be over, and this is what we'll do.

That camera-man you like so much...

- ... what's his name?

- Ricky.

- Now shoot this f***er!

- Yeah, he's cheap.

- Does he come with a crew?

- The sound-guy Jack.

Marking. Scene 666. Take 1.

Die, motherfuckers!


Sounds perfect, that's your crew covered.

What do you got in the way of experts?


There's a guy, he keeps emailing the show

with ridicoulus pedantic corrections.

- I said "experts".

- He is.

He's the head of B.U.R.C. "British UFO

research committee. "

Plus, a nerd like him...

I recon he'll do it for free.

Also, I want to see a reconstruction.

Beef it up a bit.

Get some actor who can play both the

alien, and the boyfriend.

My kingdom for a Babylonian whore!

Get someone good.

What about the girl?

Ah, let me guess?


"To Howard. You bad bad boy / Love Candy"

We use her because she's good.

Not because she's my girlfriend.

Oh, and Foxy.

Make it sexy!

Come on, inflato-boy.

On-locations-shoots that involves long

drives, comfort is the king.

Don't be so embarrased. Plenty

of people suffer from hemorroids.

There's cream for it!

Why couldn't this f***ing playstation

be picked up in London, like everybody else?

He's doing some important research.

I don't know, the guy's a nut!

Oh, dear. What have we got ourselves into..?

Are you alright, Mr. Gorman?

Michelle Fox?

Wierd Worlde?!

- It's a real privilege to meet you,

miss Fox.

- Michelle, please.

I really love your show. You can't believe

some of the LEY-activity around here.

Did I tell you about the time

I nearly collapsed the church,

by rerouting LEY-lines?

- I believe LEY...

- Yeah!

More about it later.

We got a very tight deadline.

We got to get into the island

before the tide gets in.

Sacallum is a remote island 2 miles

from the mainland.

It's only accessible during low tide,-

- you can drive the coast-way,

called "Devils spine".

We'll be lucky to have our spine left

after this.

The spine is amazing.

It on a major LEY-line.

The island is owned by the Williams-family.

They've owned it for centuries.

It's been farmed since ancient times,

on usually fertile ground.

No shops, no neighbors, no pubs.

And one of the greatest stone-circles

in the whole of Great Britain.

- Isn't it going to be fascinating?

- Absolutely sh*t!

No pub?!



It's so bloody cold!

They do know we're coming, right?

Maybe they all have been abducted?


Miss Williams?


I can't find the f***ing lightswitch.


Anybody home?

Just the wind, sugar.


Oh, God..!

F***ing sh*t.

- Fabulous, dinner!

- Goldielocks, we're home!

- Where's the three f***in bears?

- Who cares? I'm starving.

Shoot that for me.


The military must have got here first.

Our investigation is screwed.

What the f*** are you doing

filming in our house?

Does anybody speak Welsh?

- Excuse me, does anyone here speak english?

- English?!

Do you know Cat Williams?

I'm here to interview her.

My God, I'm f***ed!

Remove that thing!

For fucks sake, stop!

- Sorry, my brothers don't talk English.

- English!

And they're not used to strangers.

What's with the suits?

- We may be cut off here,

but not everything's old-fashioned.

We have a very progressive power-supply.


We collect the waste product, and keep it

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Jake West

Jake West (born 1972) is a British film director, known mostly for his horror films and for a series of documentaries looking at film censorship and interviewing well-known directors, actors and industry figures. more…

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