Evil Aliens Page #3

- I wish that were true.

What do you mean,

this is your dream come true.

No, it's a lie! You made the

crop-circle with these.

You showed how to do a crop-circle

in your own show, last month!

Yes, it's my dream to find evidence of UFO.

You don't know how important it is to me.

There's alot of people who wants more

in the world than their crappy 9-17-slavery.

You should be ashamed. I thought

your show was a voice of truth.

- You have a responsibility to the public.

- Yeah, to entertain them!

In 2 years I've been reporting for the show,

- I've never seen a ghost, goblin,

monster or a UFO.

I'm sorry, but for me, it's just a living.

If I don't get a hot story this week,

then my show is finished. Do you want that?

I want the truth.

Yeah, but the truth ain't out there.

It's good that the aliens weren't real,

you greeted with a line from Star Trek!

As head of B.U.R.C. I could not let you film

this as evidence of real alien activity.

Well, we havn't yet.

Nobody fucks with a UFO-enthusiast!

The bastard's ruined it! Why bother filming

it now, they'll never let that on air.

- Sorry for oversleeping.

- Don't worry, you didn't miss a thing.

I'm sure we all want's to

leave this paradise,-

- so let's hurry. Actors, get yourselves

ready for the interview.

Ricky, come over here a second, babe.

I just wanna run over some technical things.

That's odd...

It's complete opposite...

What's up?

- Have you dodgy-wired it?

- No, it's from the stones.

The stone-circles are known to recieve

energy. They power their LEY-lines.

But this seems to be... emitting it.

Sometimes you get this sort of activity when

a site's connected to a underground tunnel.

- I'd love to get a look

beneath this lady's skirt.

I bet you would, you dirty bastard!

Nice one.

Let's shoot this f***er!

Miss Williams, tell me exactly what

happened on that horrific night.

Hallo...

You smoked alot of pot that night. Are you

sure you weren't just high and paraniod?

Paranoid...

For f***'s sake, I was forced to see him

be murdered, and could do nothing about it.

I reported it, but it wasn't

taken seriously.

I thought you'd understand...

The police still have him listed

as a missing person, and

the body's not been found.

- You think I killed him?!

- I'm just trying to understand

what happened.

Yeah. I'm painfully aware of how

ridicoulus my story sounds.

The only reason I'm telling it to you,

is to get money for an abortion.

Believe me, this isn't a pathetic cry for

attention or a cheap shot of fame.

But I doubt it's something you'd understand.

So here's the deal.

You wanna talk about alien-rapists, fine.

But making me look like some

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