Everybody Wants To Be Italian Page #5
OK. Listen.
Just, please, please tell me
that you got her phone number...
- so we can smack some sense into you.
- Yeah.
- l'm gonna cry, Pops.
- Unbelievable.
A man should cry.
l can't believe this.
- Yes.
- You were so stupid!
Hi, guys.
- Hi.
- Hey, how you doing?
So, this is it, huh?
This is...this is it. This is...fish heaven.
Anything you desire from
the eastern seaboard, we got it here.
- Aldo Tempesti.
- Hi. Marisa.
So...
You forgot to ask for my number.
So l thought l'd...
- Loser!
- The freakin' number!
- Just in case.
- Yeah, no, yeah. This is...
This is great. You...
That's pretty...pretty handwriting.
Thank you.
OK.
You know what? Let's just
close the deal right here.
l make his hours, so...
Oh, he's available tonight.
The whole week off.
- You can call me when you want.
- No. He didn't take your number.
lt's out of his hands. Tomorrow?
No, tomorrow night's
not really good for me.
- Stay out of this, would you?
- Actually, next week is better for me.
Next week.
Tuesday's looking real good for me.
l was...l was thinking,
maybe more Monday.
At around... l don't know, seven...
- 7:
30?- 7:
30.- Monday.
- Monday.
Perfect. OK.
Monday it is.
- OK.
- All right.
- l'll see you then.
- See you then.
OK. Bye.
- Let me get that door for you.
- Thank you.
Yes!
Thank you.
Thanks for coming in.
- Don't screw this up.
- l'm not gonna screw anything up.
Come on. Hey! You're all thinking
with your little men, huh?
This is a big, big mistake.
This is an ltalian woman,
and ltalian women have brothers.
Oh, it's all fun and games...
until somebody loses a testicle!
That's not funny.
Tell you about my cousin Luigi, eh?
- Yeah, cousin Eunuch.
- Ah! Cousin Eunuch, see?
- He make joke, now.
- Senza Cazzo, we call him.
Get to work. A**hole.
- l want candy.
- No candy.
- Candy apples.
- Aww, l want candy!
Yeah, and what else?
- lsabella!
- Oh, God.
Oh, my God, this is so weird.
What are you doing here?
- What am l doing here?
- Yeah.
- Stay away, Jake. l mean it.
- What? Come on.
lt's the commons.
l'm just passing through.
Hey, you and me are soulmates.
l have kids, Jake, and lots of 'em.
l love kids. Plus, the big one's
probably mine anyway.
Hey. Hey! What? Did you ever
have them genetically tested?
Unreal! You know, you're unreal.
He was born 1 2 months
after we last did it.
So you say. l know. Whatever.
Come on. What's it gonna take?
Jake, please.
Please let me spare you your dignity.
But...l'm not gonna take no for an answer.
- Excuse me, sweetie.
- l'm not!
What...
What is wrong with your kids?
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