Employee Of The Month Page #5

- Hey, what's up, Amy?

- Hi.

Do you need any more boxes?

No, thank you.

Okay. Well, listen, if there's anything else

you need, I'm gonna be here...

Five minutes or I'm buying!

Oh, please.

Like I said, five minutes or I'm buying.

And ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three two, one!

Come on!

See, you can't beat a guy like that.

Yes, I can.

$230.45.

He'll take care of that.

I got to take my union-mandated break,

so, next show in 15 minutes.

Bye, Vince.

- You ready to do this?

- Yeah.

Eagle Eye, this is Brown Trouser.

We are go. How?

Eagle... This is Brown... Brown Eye.

It's a go.

Clean-up on aisle 313.

You've gotta be kidding me!

- Not today!

- Oh, yeah. It's today, Vince!

- No way, Zack!

- I got it!

I almost had him.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Here you go, Zack.

If you pass out, you call 911.

Got it.

Let me guess. Vince?

You know I can't say. You know the rules.

Look away.

Pretty.

Yeah.

Looks like it's gonna be harder

than you thought.

Not to worry.

I've got 29 more days to leave a mark.

Looks like you already have.

Hey, don't forget.

Party at my house tonight.

Ain't no party like an Iqbal party.

Word.

Amy!

- Amy, hey.

- Hi.

- How you doing?

- Good.

Listen, I was wondering if maybe

you wanted to go to this party tonight.

I know you don't know a lot of people.

There's gonna be a lot of people there.

It might be kind of cool

if you want to go with me.

Oh, I actually have dinner plans with Vince.

Oh, well, that's cool. That will be good.

It'll be fun.

I gotta go to this thing. Going to be

a lot of friends and stuff like that.

I don't have to go, but... I mean, I do, but...

- I guess I'll just... I'll see you later.

- All right.

- And where's he taking you?

- Steaksmith?

- Classy.

- Yeah.

All right, my break's over,

so I'm gonna get some more water.

- Gotcha.

- It's free in there.

- Do you want some?

- Water?

No. I don't want any water. I'm good.

- Okay. All right.

- All right. All right.

- Bye.

- I'll see you later.

Enjoy your water.

Oh, hey, boxy lady.

Are you looking for your lounge?

I think it's over there.

Yeah, over there.

Over there.

Amy!

- Excuse me.

- How can I help you?

I dropped my glasses off this morning.

Are they ready?

- No.

- Isn't this "Glasses in an Hour"?

No. This is "Glasses in About an Hour".

- So when can I pick them up?

- In about an hour.

Are you staring at my breasts?

I don't know.

Freak.

Hey, Vince.

Vince! Hey, what's up, man?

There is a massive rumor going around

that you have a hot date tonight.

As a matter of fact, I do. With Amy.

Nice, man! Yeah.

- Whoa. What is this?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You hitting the gym?

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