Employee Of The Month Page #4

swinging back and forth while

he's banging your chick, going back...

Russell.

Yeah?

Your metaphors are magical,

but shut the hell up, please.

Roger.

Just going back and forth, hairy

Kalahari-style, in and out with his big...

- Pete!

- Discovery Channel...

Well, fine. I'll win employee of the month.

What? Come on.

Seriously, how hard could it be?

Oh, you're kidding, right? You know,

you can't ever be late, ever, at all.

- Easy.

- And you can't get any complaints, guy.

Fine.

- Yeah, but you also have to...

- Go above and beyond...

- ...with your job description. Go beyond...

- ...and use your job description.

- ...the duties of your job.

- Way above.

I'm serious, you guys.

I'm gonna win employee of the month.

Having fun? I hope you wore protection.

You know, maybe you should listen

to your loser buddies, okay?

- You ain't got a shot.

- Okay, who's calling me a loser?

Easy there, Hubble Telescope.

No need to get physical.

No, I'm serious.

I can't see who's calling me a loser.

Well, I'll give you a hint.

He waxes his forearms,

and he lost his virginity in the Boy Scouts.

- Uncle Donny?

- Perhaps you've forgotten,

I have the fastest check stand

in the southwest region.

Southwest, man.

I'm gonna obliterate

the employee-of-the-month record.

- Obliterate it, boss.

- You're a dink.

You will not stand in my way.

- Bring it.

- I'll bring it, 'cause game is on.

And someone's going to get hurt.

But the someone is not gonna be me.

That means you, man.

I am the boss and I get the last word.

Damn it.

- All right, boss. I'm sorry.

- Jorge, shut up.

- Sorry.

- Jorge!

- Okay.

- God damn it!

He's going down. I'm gonna win.

Hey, Grandma.

Gram, come here, check this out.

- Remember this guy?

- Yeah. Didn't he have his own place?

I love you too, Grandma.

Yeah. Yeah.

What?

Hey!

Wow.

I was just warming it up for you, boss.

You wanna see what gets me warm, Jorge?

It's sweet. Is it leather?

Oh, no. It's pleather. Way better.

It won't fade or crack with age.

Hey, come on, stay off the glass.

So what are you gonna do

with your set of wheels?

Sell, most likely.

- How much?

- I don't know.

It's probably going to be

a multi-bid situation. Are you interested?

Of course. It means the world to me.

I'm gonna think.

No way.

Hey, good morning.

Good morning, Super Club people.

Zack Bradley just punching

in on the bright.

Extra effort. Doing it the Super Club way

by getting here nice and early.

And I'm punching my very own

on-time indicator.

Holy crap. You're really serious about this?

I told you I could do this. I can do this.

Here you go, Sam. Boxes, Mike. All you.

Here you go, Nick.

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