Eight Days a Week Page #5
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- 1997
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oh, man. Light a match.
Sorry. Hey, where's your toothpaste?
oh, get out of here. People are gonna
think we're queer or something.
What the hell are you doing?
I started reading
The Joy of Sexuality...
...checked out the part
about cunnilingus.
Wanted to make sure I was in shape.
Cunnilingus.
Yo, you've been checking out
for my mail?
Nothing came yet.
Brought you some food.
- No, thanks.
- Come on, it's good.
Sorry about the noise, Peter,
but I'm putting locks on all the windows.
I don't want Erica pulling another stunt
like she did yesterday.
Man.
I wish you'd give this up, man.
Listen, I'm not so sure I believe
your theory about the a**hole gene.
oh, come on. Look.
I mean, it's everywhere you look.
- Hey, you want a taste?
- Yeah.
That's an isolated case.
All right.
What if I told you that even
our Founding Fathers were a**holes?
What are you talking about?
Take the Boston Tea Party,
for instance. All right?
Even with taxation...
...the British tea cost less
than the colonial tea...
...produced by those guys
like John Hancock and Sam Adams.
No, don't do it!
No!
See, the Boston Tea Party
wasn't a political act.
It was an industrial espionage.
It was a scam by John Hancock
and Sam Adams...
...to put the British out of business.
See?
Even our Founding Fathers
were a bunch of a**holes.
You've got a point.
But I've been thinking about this,
and I got a couple theories of my own.
Shoot.
Well, I think you can tell a lot
about a woman's personality...
...from the shape of her breasts.
What are you getting into right now?
- Take Mrs. Olsen, for instance.
- What have you done?
Her b*obs look like the turret on a tank.
Her mammaries look like they could shoot
a mortar charge, blow you to smithereens.
You can see she has the same
iron-fisted personality...
...that matches her hooters.
you have ever been in your life.
All right, you got a point.
Go on.
Now, take the crazy lady next door.
Now, don't give me the willies.
No, look.
She's got mashed-potato breasts.
Dude, they're so weird.
- Yeah. Right. And she's weird too.
- All right.
But, you know,
you're just giving me easy examples.
All right. Ms. Lewis.
Bosoms like melons that have
been in the store a little too long.
You may be taking a chance,
buying them after the expiration date...
...but if you're lucky,
She's the same way.
She's a little older,
but I bet she's a good woman.
okay, now, what can you deduce
from Erica's breasts?
I've done a lot of thinking about this.
As you can see,
her breasts are extremely firm.
So taut, you expect the nipples
to blow off...
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