Eight Days a Week Page #4
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- 1997
- 92 min
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She was cutting her grass.
It looked like there was something good
on TV over at my house...
But something got in the way.
So I watered the plants instead.
I figured I should take advantage
of the time I had on my hands.
I vowed that if I were
to become Erica's boyfriend...
...I had to become the greatest lover
she had ever known.
In pursuit of that goal, I decided
I would become an expert in love.
I started by reading The Joy of Sexuality.
It wasn't the descriptions of the wildly
uninhibited Chinese-style sex positions...
...like the
"wailing monkey clasping a tree"...
...or "wild geese flying
...that I found most enlightening.
It was the guy they picked
to illustrate...
...all the exotic conjugations.
The guy is butt-ugly.
And the girl was a babe.
This was inspiring.
I mean, if this Quest for Fire reject
could get laid, why couldn't I?
oh, good, my parents aren't home
from church yet.
I'll meet you inside.
I'm gonna have a talk
with your friend Peter.
okay.
So you're still here, huh?
I would have thought you'd have
gotten smart and given up by now.
Why do guys always make that noise?
What noise?
This noise:
I mean, you guys spit so much.
Makes you wonder
what you've been sucking on.
Shut up.
oh, what a...
What a demonstrative display
of masculine aggression.
Did you know
that such behavior is a sign of...
...latent homosexuality?
I think it's time you left.
- I'm not leaving.
- You wanna fight?
I'll give you a free shot.
Go for it, my friend.
How could I refuse this invitation?
I was going to lose this fight...
one killer shot in.
So I charged the Prince of Darkness.
Then I realized my mistake.
It was a trick.
It felt like my nuts had exploded.
And it sounded like a pair of water
balloons dropped off a building.
That'll teach you, huh?
I took it as a good sign that Erica
was curious to see if I was still there.
It was important that Erica never see me
flag in my devotion by leaving my post.
But on the other hand, I didn't
wanna smell like my uncle Lou...
under my romantic vigilance.
getting ready for the day...
...I'd pop inside for a quick shower
and some Cheerios.
What are you doing?
Changing the locks.
When you finally give up
this nonsense...
...I'll let you back inside.
Dad, give me a break.
Forget it.
Mom.
This was desperate.
No food. No water.
Nice.
some low-altitude bombing.
I had no choice but to impose
on my best friend, Matt.
Hey, Matt, open up!
I'm showering, man!
The side door's open!
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