EDTV Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 122 min
- 525 Views
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11B INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
My sister -- Marcia, I
mean she can't get a break. About
seven years ago she falls in love
with this Vietnamese guy who wants
to marry her so he can stay in the
country. So they get married, they
have a kid, he gets his citizenship,
immediately divorces my sister and
marries this Vietnamese woman who,
he was probably already married to
all along. She can pick 'em.
(pause)
She's got a nice
little boy, though. My nephew, Andy.
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11C INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
My Mom's okay. Kinda.
I knew a guy who hated his mother -
Stuey Shwam. He hated his mother so
much, he had his belly button
removed.
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11D INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
No, I've never been married.
The interviewer seems to be waiting for him to elaborate.
He doesn't. He shrugs -- that's it.
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11E INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
Oh, my father -what an a**hole. When I was
hysterectomy -- my father ran
off with her nurse! And that's
the last I heard of him.
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11F INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
Al, my stepfather he's
opinionated. And you have to
listen because he's like in a
wheelchair.
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11G INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
I like my job -- I
mean I'm doing all right. I'm
not sure how long I want to stay
there, you know... I mean, I'm
thirty-one... I'm not sure I
want to be a video store clerk
when I'm forty... Of course, I
'til I was thirty-one, either.
But... you know I'm... keeping
my options open. Anything comes
along, I'm ready to pounce.
(growls like a cougar)
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11H INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
A dream? Of course I have a
dream I just don't know what
the hell it is.
(shrugs and smiles)
Ed's image freezes, while he has a funny-cute expression on
his face.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL a TV in a conference room with Ed's
frozen image on it. Cynthia is there with her bosses, the
people who run the network that owns Real TV. The top man is
MR. SCHARLACH. His deputies are MS. SEAVER and MR. McILVAINE.
This is not the same place where we met Cynthia and her
staff. This is richer, more corporate and formal.
CYNTHIA:
He's who we want to go with.
SCHARLACH:
(doubtfully)
This guy.
CYNTHIA:
I polled my
staff. The men say they'd hang
around with him and the women say
he's fuckable. And one of the men
said he's fuckable.
SCHARLACH:
I'm not
sure about the entire concept.
Cynthia is frustrated.
CYNTHIA:
Look it's not like we're
burning up the airwaves
now. We're running neck-and-neck
with The Gardening Channel. If
people just tune in to this twice a
day for five minutes, we're a hit.
Plus we can sell advertising every
second, running at the bottom of the
screen... and the beauty is this guy
doesn't even have to be good. I mean
if he's good, great. But if he winds
up making an ass of himself, better.
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