EDTV Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 122 min
- 531 Views
McILVAINE
How is that better?
CYNTHIA:
Come on. People cannot turn away
from an accident. You drive by,
you say "Ooh, I hope there's not
a head lying in the road" but you
look ! See, nobody in America
wants to be nobody. This guy
wants to be famous. So,
basically, the deal is he agrees
hundred miles an hour blindfolded
and we get to see if his head
winds up rolling down the
highway. Fun for the whole
family. So let's do it.
She stops, waiting for approval.
12 INT. VIDEO STORE
SCHARLACH:
(coldly)
Good luck.
Ed's RE-STOCKING the SHELVES
He gets goosed from behind
RAY (O.C.)
(very loud and happy)
Hey...
ED:
(goosed)
Oh!
Ed DROPS the BOXES. Ray is there with Shari.
RAY:
I got your message. Way to go!
ED:
Hi, Shari.
(to Ray)
Let's go in the stockroom.
13 INT. STOCKROOM
Ed and Ray enter.
RAY:
So when do you start?
ED:
I ... I'm not gonna do it.
RAY:
What?
ED:
Look -- there's a
million ways to humiliate yourself -
I gotta think of a new way? I mean,
it's all day! Every minute. Id be
like a monkey at the zoo. I just...
RAY:
(disgusted)
Oh man! They
couldn't pick me! They had to pick
you!
He slaps a tape off a shelf.
ED:
You would do this? You would
actually --
RAY:
In a second! In a hot second.
Let me ask you something --
ED:
Why do you do that?
RAY:
What?
ED:
Whenever you ask me
something why do you always say "Let
me ask you something?" Why don't you
just ask me?
RAY:
(impatiently)
All right. Let
me ask you something... are you
happy like this?
ED:
I'm doing all right.
RAY:
Oh Yeah? What's your master plan here?
Shari enters, curious about the yelling. She stands there
quietly, unnoticed by the guys.
RAY (CONT'D)
You're
gonna be a video store clerk for
the rest of your life? This is your
big ambition, rearranging the
"Ernest" movies?
ED:
Screw off.
RAY:
How many
opportunities are you going to
get in your life?
ED:
I don't know.
RAY:
That's right. You
don't know. Doors don't fly open
for guys like us.
ED:
Hey. You know-- we're not the
same. I got a good life, this
job suits me. I come and go when
I please --
RAY:
Oh, don't bullshit a
bullshitter. If you're happy like
this you're an idiot, and you're not
an idiot.
(sees Shari)
Hi.
Ed turns and sees Shari. She's self-conscious. She feels like she's
been caught eavesdropping.
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