EDTV Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 122 min
- 523 Views
He KISSES the LENS, smudging it.
Cynthia, watching, cracks up. The others seem to like him to.
This is a video store in Paramus, New Jersey. It's busy.
PEOPLE are in line to check out tapes.
WE OPEN ON a WOMAN -- a mother -- who is rummaging through her
purse for her Blockbuster card. She looks up and sees that her
TWO CHILDREN have opened several boxes of candy from the candy
display and are eating from the boxes.
MOTHER:
Oh for -- Put those -- Oh God...
She grabs the boxes from them. The boxes are ripped more than she
thought and candy goes flying all over. She bends to pick it up.
Ed appears. He works here.
ED:
(to the Mom)
We'11 take care of it.
Someone arrives with a broom.
ED (CONT'D)
(to the broom guy)
Here. This time throw it out, don't
eat it.
LOU, the Manager passes.
ED:
Lou, can I talk to you a second?
Lou seems like he'd prefer to avoid this.
LOU:
Um, yeah, I was gonna ...
ED:
What's the deal?
LOU:
Ed, look, uh... you're not getting
the job. They're gonna transfer
someone from another store to manage
this store when I leave to manage
the new store. I'm sorry.
ED:
Oh, Christ. Did you go to bat for
me?
LOU:
I batted!
ED:
You batted or you bunted?
LOU:
Hey. I went as far as I felt
comfortable. I mean, you know,
let's face it -- you come and go
here as you please. You work
when you feel like it -- you
know, Bruce Springsteen's
birthday is not a legal holiday.
ED:
Well, then I'm quitting.
LOU:
Ed, come on. What's that gonna do?
You're gonna bring Blockbuster to
their knees. Let me recommend a movie
to you. It's called "Get your sh*t
together before it's too late."
ED:
(wise-ass)
Who's in it?
CLERK:
Ed, telephone.
Ed goes to the phone.
ED:
(into the phone)
Yeah... Are you serious? ... Come
on, no kidding, who is this? ...
Holy sh*t!
11 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - ANOTHER DAY
Ed is being interviewed by the "Real TV" staff whom we met earlier.
He's slightly less comfortable than on his tape, but he's good.
ED:
I had one year of college. And
then one year of junior college.
CYNTHIA (O.C.)
What did you study?
ED:
Oh, see, studying
would've been a huge help. Where
were you, then?
They LAUGH.
CUT TO:
11A INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - LATER
ED:
Well, there's Ray, my
brother. He's... ambitious. Like a
few years ago, he started this
mobile dog-grooming business. But,
like, out of his Camry. He had this
bathtub in his trunk -
he's throwing the dogs in there, they're
fighting and splashing, then he'd
slam the trunk down, let 'em run
around inside screaming getting all
wet... then he'd use the car
exhaust to dry'em.
(wiping his eyes)
Ah, Ray... he just can't get a
break.
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