Earth Girls Are Easy Page #4

Be careful. This ladder's

a little loose.

Oh, I'm glad

you can breathe ok.

The air quality

is actually very good today.

Careful.

It's kind of wet.

Ok?

Well, uh, come on.

Let's go in the house.

This way.

Those are lemons.

You know,

lemonade, lemon pledge.

Oh. It's ok.

It's a sprinkler.

Earth people are going to

freak out if they see you.

No offense,

But you do look like

wookies or werewolves.

People will want to shoot you,

So just be cool, ok?

Let's go inside.

Come on. Come on.

What's going on

in my horoscope today?

Well, this is my house.

Um... sorry about

the mess.

Make yourselves at home.

Hi. This is

Valerie gale.

Could you send woody

to drain my pool?

Yeah. Right away.

It's an emergency. I...

Wow!

I've never see her

do that before!

What is that,

some kind of love touch?

Oh! Hi. Yeah.

Listen. This is a matter

of life and death.

I lost my contact lens

in the pool...

No. Send woody.

He found it last time.

Hey!

Those are Teds fish!

Thanks.

No. No. No. No.

Not food!

Let's see.

Oh, not much here,

But I didn't expect

I'd have aliens for lunch.

Oh, look.

Low-Cal pop tarts.

These are natural.

Great.

Ok.

We have an entree.

What else?

Uh... instant pudding!

Add water, hmm...

too much work.

Oh, spray-On cheese!

This is great.

You have eggs on your planet?

I could cook those for you.

Uh...

This is wonderful.

Oh, wiploc!

No! No! Not there!

No. Come with me.

Ok. So you go

in there...

No! No!

Come here. No.

You... go in there...

go in there...

yeah...

and then you flush.

Oh, my god!

Woody's here!

Whatever you do,

just stay inside.

Aah!

You are Americans.

You're the product

of the freest...

You're tearing me apart!

You say one thing,

he says another...

A new car!

A new car! Aah!

Take a mind excursion

it's just...

Hey! How's it going?

Hey, woody.

What's that?

Some kind of giant

boogie board?

No. It's my new

pool patio. Bitchin', huh?

Pretty rad.

Whoa!

Shoot the curl, kitty!

Those little guys

love the water.

Listen, Valerie, how come

You want your pool drained?

How come?

I don't know.

You know, the water

just seems really stale.

We've seen a lot of that.

How long will this take?

Uh... about... a day.

Whoa! Check out

the sets.

If I was six inches tall,

I'd be out there now.

They were pumping

like that this morning...

I don't believe this.

No, for real.

I was getting barreled

in this totally cool tube.

I had just sex-Waxed

my board.

Someone shoots his board,

hits me in the head.

This is the worst.

Would have been

the ride of the decade.

What am I supposed to

do until tomorrow?

Waste your brain,

wax your board,

Pray for waves.

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