
Earth Girls Are Easy
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- 1988
- 100 min
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On the edge of outer space
space, space, space
she's the one
with a serious face
face, face, face face, face
when I dropped in,
checked it out
alien girls were all about
eons since I had a date
another light-Year's
too long to wait
earth girls are easy
earth girls, so easy
earth girls
hey, those girls
are loads of fun
fun, fun, fun, fun
even hotter than the sun
sun, sun, sun
you know that I've had
lots of girls
most of them
from other worlds
while trippin' through
the galaxy
the valley girls
are the ones for me
earth girls are easy
earth girls, so easy
earth girls
earth girls
girls
you know that I've had
lots of girls
most of them
from other worlds
eons since I had a date
another light-Year's
too long to wait
earth girls are easy
earth girls, so easy
earth girls
earth girls are easy
earth girls, so easy
earth girls
earth girls
so easy
so easy, so easy
earth girls
Valerie.
I'm home.
You're not supposed to
see me in this
Before the wedding.
It's bad luck.
I mean, sweetheart,
It's just some stupid
superstition anyway.
Yeah, you're right.
We met on Friday the 13th
And look how happy we are.
Ted, what happened?
You said 11:
00.Sorry, val. It was
blood and guts night
At the old emergency room.
Again?
I wish you'd called me.
I would have but, you know,
Five minutes
on the phone could, uh,
Cost a life.
Oh.
I'm ready, teddy.
Oh, what a day.
Oh, boy.
I was fluffing it for you.
Could you get
the light, please?
Teddy...
look what I found.
Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
I have to take out
a gall bladder
First thing in the morning.
Tomorrow night.
I promise.
I won't be here.
I'll be at the nail expo.
The cuticle convention,
remember?
I'll be gone till Monday.
Well, Monday, then.
I promise.
I was reading an ad
for these pyramids
You put over the bed.
They're supposed to
increase sexual energy.
Valerie, please.
Good night, sweetheart.
'Night.
K- Earth 101
southland weather...
Another gorgeous day
in I.A.
Sunny and warm.
86 degrees in Malibu.
94 in the valley.
88 in Hollywood.
That's k-Earth 101 news.
I'm Claudia Marshall.
It's the summer of love,
love, love
I'm in love
with love, love, love
for everyone transcends who
I'm thinking of you
boy
love energy
is giving us a shove
making this
the summer of love
Hi, miss Lana.
I'm so sorry.
I missed our appointment.
You look so great.
That's a great outfit.
Thanks, dear.
That door is a real b*tch.
Hi, val.
Good morning.
It's a really
good color for me.
Wow.
You need a fill.
Uh, morning, all.
Good morning.
You better have a note
from your mother, young lady.
He's showing off
his body...
I don't know.
I'm just not that
turned on by her lately.
I hear
oysters are good for potency.
I tried that,
But they kept slipping off.
If I was any more potent,
I'd kill somebody.
Whoa!
Oh, right!
I gave this cute little nurse
A ride home the other night.
And?
And?
And nothing.
I'm getting married next month.
And why are you so tardy?
I was up real late
last night with ted.
Dr. Dolittle
finally came through, huh?
No. He was
dead on arrival.
Again? Sanka?
Sure.
At the rate we've
been having sex,
We might as well
be married already.
It's been, like, a week?
Two weeks.
Valerie, Teds obviously
a victim of pms.
What?
Premarital stress.
Oh.
What'll snap him out of it?
A new woman.
Thanks.
Wait. That's it!
We'll make you a new woman.
This is great.
Watch this.
Let's see how you look
on the makeover machine.
Oh, housewife from hell.
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