Earth Girls Are Easy

Synopsis: Three furry (and funny) aliens travel around the universe in a spaceship and receive a broadcast showing human females. They are fascinated by these shapely creatures and discover that the broadcast came from Southern California on Earth. Meanwhile, Valley girl Valerie Gail feels her cold fiancé Dr. Ted Gallagher is slipping away and decides to seduce him. Instead, she catches him cheating on her with a nurse, throws him out, smashes his things and refuses to see him again. The aliens' spaceship crash lands in Valerie's swimming pool - putting a decided damper on her future wedding plans in Las Vegas. She brings them into her home; and the aliens prove to be quick learners and absorb American popular culture and language through television.
Director(s): Julien Temple
Production: Vestron Pictures
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
100 min


On the edge of outer space

space, space, space

she's the one

with a serious face

face, face, face face, face

when I dropped in,

checked it out

alien girls were all about

eons since I had a date

another light-Year's

too long to wait

earth girls are easy

earth girls, so easy

earth girls

hey, those girls

are loads of fun

fun, fun, fun, fun

even hotter than the sun

sun, sun, sun

you know that I've had

lots of girls

most of them

from other worlds

while trippin' through

the galaxy

the valley girls

are the ones for me

earth girls are easy

earth girls, so easy

earth girls

earth girls


you know that I've had

lots of girls

most of them

from other worlds

eons since I had a date

another light-Year's

too long to wait

earth girls are easy

earth girls, so easy

earth girls

earth girls are easy

earth girls, so easy

earth girls

earth girls

so easy

so easy, so easy

earth girls


I'm home.

You're not supposed to

see me in this

Before the wedding.

It's bad luck.

Don't worry about it.

I mean, sweetheart,

It's just some stupid

superstition anyway.

Yeah, you're right.

We met on Friday the 13th

And look how happy we are.

Ted, what happened?

You said 11:

Sorry, val. It was

blood and guts night

At the old emergency room.


I wish you'd called me.

I would have but, you know,

Five minutes

on the phone could, uh,

Cost a life.


I'm ready, teddy.

Oh, what a day.

Oh, boy.

I was fluffing it for you.

Could you get

the light, please?


look what I found.

Sweetheart, I'm sorry.

I have to take out

a gall bladder

First thing in the morning.

Tomorrow night.

I promise.

I won't be here.

I'll be at the nail expo.

The cuticle convention,


I'll be gone till Monday.

Well, Monday, then.

I promise.

I was reading an ad

for these pyramids

You put over the bed.

They're supposed to

increase sexual energy.

Valerie, please.

Good night, sweetheart.


K- Earth 101

southland weather...

Another gorgeous day

in I.A.

Sunny and warm.

86 degrees in Malibu.

94 in the valley.

88 in Hollywood.

That's k-Earth 101 news.

I'm Claudia Marshall.

It's the summer of love,

love, love

I'm in love

with love, love, love

for everyone transcends who

I'm thinking of you


love energy

is giving us a shove

making this

the summer of love

Hi, miss Lana.

I'm so sorry.

I missed our appointment.

You look so great.

That's a great outfit.

Thanks, dear.

That door is a real b*tch.

Hi, val.

Good morning.

It's a really

good color for me.


You need a fill.

Uh, morning, all.

Good morning.

You better have a note

from your mother, young lady.

He's showing off

his body...

I don't know.

I'm just not that

turned on by her lately.

I hear

oysters are good for potency.

I tried that,

But they kept slipping off.

If I was any more potent,

I'd kill somebody.


Oh, right!

I gave this cute little nurse

A ride home the other night.



And nothing.

I'm getting married next month.

And why are you so tardy?

I was up real late

last night with ted.

Dr. Dolittle

finally came through, huh?

No. He was

dead on arrival.

Again? Sanka?


At the rate we've

been having sex,

We might as well

be married already.

It's been, like, a week?

Two weeks.

Valerie, Teds obviously

a victim of pms.


Premarital stress.


What'll snap him out of it?

A new woman.


Wait. That's it!

We'll make you a new woman.

This is great.

Watch this.

Let's see how you look

on the makeover machine.

Oh, housewife from hell.

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Julie Brown

Julie Ann Brown (born August 31, 1958) is an American actress, comedian, screen/television writer, singer-songwriter, and television director. Brown is perhaps best known for her work in the 1980s, where she often played a quintessential valley girl character. Much of her comedy has revolved around the mocking of famous people (with a strong and frequently revisited focus on Madonna). more…

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