Earth Girls Are Easy Page #3

now I don't worship

the ground you walk on

and I'm stronger

than I knew

I'm stronger than you knew

Come here, you.

No, doctor.

What about your wife?

She's in a coma.

You're not.

No. Oh.

Mmm. Oh.

John?

Uh! Oh.

You weasel dick!

Hello.

Oh, candy,

The worst thing

in the world happened.

No, bambi's fine.

It's ted.

Yeah. The blonde thing

did not work.

It's the show that shows

the ins and outs

Of the southern California

fitness craze.

Let's face it.

Inner beauty is for losers.

Ooh.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Uh!

Whoa!

Mac!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Oh, great.

Oh, this is too good.

There's a giant blow dryer

in my pool.

Oh, sh*t!

Ted, you're not going to

control my mind

When you're not here.

Ok, just release

all of this negative energy

Out into the universe.

You're just going to

swim right through it.

Oh, teddy bear,

You're back.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What is this?

What's going on?

This isn't

what it looks like, is it?

Is it? Zis zit?

Oh, my god, it is.

It's a spaceship.

Oh, like things

weren't bad enough,

Now I've been abducted

by a ufo.

You're just going to

do some experiments on me

And let me go like

in the national enquirer.

Right?

Right?

Right? Right?

Ok. Ok.

Just don't take out

anything I'll need later.

Get it over with.

I don't why

you abducted me anyway.

I'm sure you're looking for

somebody more important

Like Nancy Reagan.

I'll tell you where to find her

Because I'm just a manicurist.

I don't know about anything

except nails.

You know, nails.

Nails.

Nails. Nails.

Really. I could

keep my mouth shut.

You could tell me anything.

I'd never tell.

Ask my cousin.

She got her b*obs done,

and I never told anyone.

Except I just told you.

Oh, my god.

You're aliens.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Zeebo.

Is that your name...

Zeebo?

Wiploc.

Wiploc. Hi.

Makelsolakveder.

Maybe I'll just

call you Mac. How's that?

Oh, and I'm Valerie.

Valerie.

Walerie. Volare.

You guys aren't

going to hurt me, are you?

Your planet is weird.

We're still in my pool.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Listen, it was really nice

meeting you, fellas,

But I have to go.

Feel free to use the pool,

But you've caught me

at a bad time.

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Did I do that?

I flooded the ship.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm really sorry,

But I'm sure you can

fix it, right?

Don't freak out.

This is just like the time

I dropped my lady Schick

in the toilet.

After it dried out,

it worked fine.

Let's go in my house.

I'll make some lunch,

And I'll get the pool drained.

Then you guys can take off

back to your planet.

Blast off. Pow.

Bye-Bye. Bye-Bye.

comprende?

comprende?

Comprende.

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