Drunk Wedding Page #4

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if the guys wanted to

have a quick game before dinner.

Okay-

If that's cool?

Sure. Totally. That's fine with me.

Cool.

But I was going to blow you on camera.

- I was...

- Yeah, let's do that.

Never mind. You gotta go play Xbox

with your buddies so...

No, I don't, I don't.

- This is... That can wait.

- Love you, honey.

- Have fun playing Xbox.

- Daph, come on.

What's up, dudes?

- Nice ball cap, Jon.

- Thank you.

- Hey, mates.

- Yeah, man.

I like yours, too, Isaac.

My name's Ivan.

Ivan. I'm sorry.

Do you wanna play Xbox?

Phil, there are no TVs in the resort.

You look so nice!

Sewing it together.

- Yes, to the ladies.

- Yes.

They walked in on us.

Like, right at the really big pad.

The come pad.

Daphne!

That's sick.

Can we also raise a glass

to Daphne's husband,

for getting us these cameras?

- Yeah, so...

- Wait a second.

He had no business buying those.

He doesn't have a job.

Okay, well, at least he married you

instead of jacking off

while you were in the shower.

- I'm fine with that.

- It's okay, S.

- Yeah.

- I like that idea.

So, I just wanna say that I've known,

you know, Elissa a longtime.

She's my sister-in-law. Beautiful girl.

I actually was fortunate enough

to see her b*obs.

- One time. On, like, a trip.

- What do you mean?

We went to the lake

and I saw her changing.

Might have...

I took a picture with my phone.

- And I...

- Don't say this, man. Don't say...

- I jerk off to your wife.

- Don't say that.

Still. I still do this.

Everyone, can I

have your attention, please?

We couldn't get married

without you guys, and...

We're in Nicaragua,

which I don't know if all of you know,

but Jon and I have been here before,

and it's where we fell in love.

Lissy, you're my younger sister,

but in a lot of ways,

I look up to Lissy as my older sister.

We all knew that the reason the boys

downstairs wanted to be friends with us

was because we were friends with her.

Jon, I... You grew on me, buddy.

I grew up with three sisters.

And growing up

I always wanted a brother

to run around and get into trouble with.

You've always been

very supportive of me

and really nice to me,

and it's, you know...

You didn't have to be that nice to me.

There's no denying this guy's

an incredibly handsome man, right?

I mean, just look

at those little baby blues.

The ladies, they've always loved him.

Seabiscuit.

All right, all right, come on.

And then he met you.

And being around a good, grounded girl

really did something to him.

I mean, seriously, it changed him.

You are so much better because of her.

Last year, when Ivan got bedbugs

and then came over to my place,

and promptly gave my apartment

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