Drunk Wedding Page #3
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- 2015
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He has been faking orgasm.
What?
- Yeah, he's been faking.
- Oh, God.
How do you even know
that he's faking it?
Because I checked.
- Your vagina?
- No, I didn't check my vagina.
I used a condom,
and I checked in the condom,
and there was no cream in the Twinkie.
Sounds like you're not turning him on.
Do you know
how to get him in the mood?
Yeah. I don't need help, thank you.
This is Nica, baby.
We in Nica, boys.
Let's get crazy!
Come on, this is sacred territory.
- Hello, I'm sorry.
- Come in.
- I'll see you in a bit.
- Golden shower, baby.
Give it a chance.
So, we took this ski trip to Vermont.
I was in my room
about to bang this hot-ass waitress
that had the biggest f***ing titties
you've ever seen.
Ivan comes in with a f***ing camera
and ruined the whole damn thing.
Payback's a b*tch, bro.
You guys hear that shower? Right?
Classic Ivan. All through college
he'd run the shower
while he was having sex with Sarah
Come. Come.
Yeah.
- Oh, sh*t.
- What the phooey, bro.
What the f*** are you doing?
- Shut the f*** up.
- What are you doing?
Get the f*** out of here.
Are you jacking off?
No. What? Are you crazy?
- Look, it was just...
- Guys, get out!
- Get out! Get out.
- Don't touch me.
- Go, go, go. Get the f*** out.
- She touched me.
- Were you jacking off?
- No, I'm not even...
- You get out!
- Can you do it for camera?
- Just get the f*** out of here.
- What were you doing?
Come on.
- F***ing two hands?
- Get out!
Did you see that?
She just rocked the door frame.
I don't know anybody
that does it two-handed.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
I'm in there all hot and wet, and hoping
maybe you'll come in after me.
- I didn't know...
- Instead you're out here
watching f***ing porn?
- It's just porn.
- Old poon. You f***ing perv.
Okay, you know what?
Let's have sex right now.
I'm not gonna have sex
with you right now.
Let's have sex... Why not?
Let's have sex...
No, I don't want
any pad of your porn dick.
Makes no difference.
Let's have sex right now.
No, that's disgusting. No, I don't want it.
- You just said...
- No. No.
You know what?
I will see you f***ing later.
F*** you guys!
Man, stand and deliver.
Can I just ask something?
Why two-handed?
- Really, why?
- It's that big?
Why two... Why like...
I've never seen that. And standing up?
Let's all laugh it up.
'Cause you are in for some serious sh*t.
Phil, where are you, baby?
Are you in here?
- Hey. Baby-
- Hey.
Looking nice.
- Yeah.
Hey.
You brought your Xbox to Nicaragua?
I was just gonna go see
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