Down to Earth Page #6

Is something wrong?

I lost the keys | to the handcuffs.

Didn't your mama tell you | to carry an extra handcuff key?

Okay, okay. You know what? | I'm just playin' with you.

I'm gonna look for the key. | It's not up there.

It's not there.

Uh, there it is. | Nope. Roach.

There you go. Got it.

You know what I got | right here?

I got your freedom.

I'm just playin'. | Let me get it.

Don't worry. Gotcha.

See? Everything's all right.

Um, thankyou,

bastard.

I was just playin'.

I don't know what happened. I put the | pills in his drink. I saw him drink it.

I'll tell you what happened. | Ya blew it!

You ruined us! You- You idiot! | You incompetent moron!

- You b*tch. | - You retard.

- Rich b*tch. | - Oh, yeah.

You fat, old b*tch.

Now we're talkin'.

- Oh, God. | - Oh, yeah.

Honey, I'm home.

You want to put a little, | uh, English right on the top-

I just want to say that | I know y'all tried to kill me.

Darling, that's ridiculous.

From what I hear, | I'm kind of an a**hole.

So I figure we're even.

I was an a**hole, | y'all tried to kill me.

- Don't know what you're talkin' about. | - Come on.

I know you tried to kill me.

So, let's just move on.

I mean, we're adults. | So what? You tried to kill me.

But we're never gonna have | A good relationship till you admit it.

Okay, we tried to kill you.

Gotcha! Police! | Police, here they are!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Just playin'. | I'm not gonna tell anybody.

But I do need a favor. Do you know how | To get in touch with Sontee Jenkins?

Uh, no, but we can find out.

Should I call | our usual problem solvers?

Maybe if they pay a little visit | to her home, she'll change her tune.

Does she have a dog? We could | get her a dog. We could kill it.

Look, I don't have a problem with | Sontee Jenkins. I want to ask her out.

- Oh. | - Oh,

- Oh. | - Charles!

Don't "oh, Charles" me. You were gettin' | ready to have sex on the pool table.

You've got an eight ball | in your ass.

Now, there's where you're wrong.

We were just, um- This isn't level, | and we were trying to-

Do me a favor. Keep waxin' that ass. | Keep her off mine.

Waxing it? | What does that mean?

Mmm?

How do you get this thing | to change channels?

How do you get MTV?

How

Showtime.

Playboy.

Hey!

- BET. | - Not available.

Not available.

Descending to staff level.

Let me tell you, | baking soda'll get that right out.

Does any TV in this house get BET?

BET, Mr. Wellington?

You know, BET- | Black Entertainment Television.

No, I know what BET is.

You wanna watch BET?

Yeah.

Do you guys mind if I went | and watched some TV?

Not at all, Mr. Wellington.

This is your house. Enjoy.

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