Down to Earth Page #5

So you do all the butlerin' | around here.

Yes, indeed, sir.

Whose butler are you?

Your butler, sir.

You're my butler.

Don't cheat on me, now.

If I see you butlerin' for | somebody else, I'm gonna kill him.

And who am I?

You- You, sir?

You Mr. Wellington?

- Who am I? | - Mr. Wellington.

You're damn right I'm Wellington. | Yes! I got a body!

I got a body! | I got a body!

You certainly have. | Would you care to get dressed now, sir?

Go ahead, Lance, | take that corpse for a spin.

So where does he keep- | Where do I keep my clothes?

In the closet, sir.

I'm goin' to the closet. | I got a body!

I got a body! | Let's go to the closet!

Let's do this! | Peace out!

Yeah, I'm Wellington!

I'm Wellington

I'm Wellington

Yeah. You better recognize.

I know who you are, | you cheap bastard.

Tiger Woods, y'all. | Tiger Woods, y'all.

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, | Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all.

Hey, Tiger Woods, y'all.

- Hi, darling. | - I'll deal with you two later.

How ya doin'? | I'm Charles Wellington,

the 15th richest man in America.

I know who you are.

Would you guys | give us some privacy?

Yeah. Yeah.

That looks uncomfortable. | Could I help you out?

No, I don't need your help. | You have been avoiding me for weeks,

and you're gonna listen to | exactly what I have to say.

- Me? | - I am talking about people's lives here.

Sick people, poor people. The kind | of people you care nothing about.

These people are going to be | in desperate trouble...

ifyou sell them out from the only place | they can go when they need help.

See you later, Lance. I'll get Keyes | workin' on a new body. Good luck.

- Hey, but- | - But nothing!

Do you know that we are the only county | hospital in that part of Brooklyn?

And you chose there | of all places...

to privatize and kick sick, broke | people out on their behinds.

- What kind of man are you? | - It sounds like I'm an a**hole.

- You think this is a joke? | - No, I do not think this is a joke.

This is a joke. | A prostitute and a card dealer go-

- Forget it. | - You know what?

I know all about your board | of directors meeting on Monday.

Really?

- The one that's closed to the public. | - I'm glad you told me.

Now I gotta get a haircut | and maybe buy some Gators.

You better get real serious by then, | 'cause I'm gonna be there.

And I'm gonna bring | every television camera,

every news reporter, | every microphone I can find.

Fine. We'll make a party of it. I bring | some friends, you bring some friends.

We'll get some chips | and dip, a deejay.

And we- You know, | we get on this hospital thing.

This meeting is over, | Mr. Wellington. Good-bye.

Hey, I'm serious. I'm- | I'm not jokin'. I'm- I'm- I-

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