Doctor in the House Page #4
- It's moved up to my hip now.
Out!
Landlady's daughter.
Oldest joke in the world.
- She went too far.
- Women are all the same.
The psychiatric ward calls it
"behaviour pattern".
- I've given in my notice.
- I don't get why.
She sounds a good show,
if you like that sort of thing.
- Doesn't help your rugby.
- No.
- Do you drink beer in bed?
- No.
- Oh!
I'd ask you move in but
the domestic climate isn't congenial.
- I could learn to drink beer in bed.
- Ah!
Oh, no!
- Come in, will you?
- Well, I think I've made a mistake.
I've come to the wrong flat.
I was looking for Mr Grimsdyke.
I'm his fiance Stella.
I live in the flat below.
Oh! How do you do?
You're going to sleep in there.
Have you had tea?
- Hm? No, I haven't yet.
- Oh, the kitchen's in there.
I have to go. I'm in a hurry.
I'm borrowing the bathroom because
mine doesn't work. Excuse me.
Oh, could you do this for me?
It got caught.
Certainly.
Thank you.
And will you bring me a cup in?
- What? In there?!
- Yes, I don't mind.
- You're all doctors, aren't you?
- Oh, yes. Yes.
There you are.
Sorry I wasn't here to meet you.
I was being feudal with my tailor.
- Made yourself at home?
- Er, yes.
There's a lady called Stella
having a bath.
Ah, Stella, my fiance. You've met.
Ravishingly beautiful. Adores me.
Splendid thing to have around.
Did you notice her sternum?
- No.
- You should. It's exquisite.
- Richard!
- She probably wants her back washed.
Is this is what Mrs Rivington-Lomax
envisaged for her favourite grandson?
- Richard!
- Coming.
Hello, darling.
Mmm... I forgot to tell Simon
I had a fiance.
I have something
to tell you, Richard. You haven't.
- Oh, not much I haven't.
- No, I'm serious.
I've been thinking.
I'm not marrying you.
- What?!
- I hope he brought his own soap.
You're in love with me.
But I want to marry a proper doctor.
I can't spend my life
as the wife of a student.
It wouldn't be decent.
Now I must hurry
or I'll miss my train.
Did you tell him
we all have our own soap?
To hell with his soap! What train?
I've got a ticket for Sweden. They
have a lot of proper doctors there.
- A ticket for Sweden?!
- Yes. It's in my bag.
- This means I'll have to qualify.
- Yes.
- Well, my allowance will stop.
- Yes.
If Granny's allowance stops, we...
- Good heavens! I'll have to work!
- Yes.
- And you say you're in love with me?
- I am.
- Aren't you in love with me?
- Oh!
You know I am but aren't you in love
with my grandmother just a bit?
Mm-mm, but if you were
a proper doctor, I'd love you both.
- Well...
- Now I must wash and go to Sweden.
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