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Doctor in the House Page #5
I must have time to think.
Five minutes.
I'm a very quick bath lady.
You've got to work, gentlemen.
Work, work, work, work, work...
Hydroxyl groups become a hydrogen
Two stereoisomers are possible.
Alpha and beta indicate the isomers
on which the hydroxyls are above
and below the plane of the ring.
That's... perfectly clear, I suppose.
Why didn't we select professions with
no exams, like cabinet ministers?
Do you think they'll ask
about sarcoidosis?
- What's that?
- I haven't the foggiest.
If there's one on anxiety,
I'm home and dry.
- You all nervous?
- Oh, my...
Well, we're not overflowing
with confidence.
Your psychological attitude
is all wrong.
You're expecting failure. I'm not.
I just don't admit the idea
of failure. It doesn't exist.
I expect a pass.
will be frustrated enough to make it.
- Phew! Cigarette, chum, please.
- How did you do?
That exam was an instrument
of torture.
Sarcoidosis. They must have heard me.
- It's over now.
- There's worse to come.
Excuse me. You see? Easy, wasn't it?
Ah! Your slip's showing!
- I feel very peculiar.
- Are you ill?
I don't know. I think it's passing
that anatomy exam. It's upset me.
Clever boy.
I feel better. It's extraordinary how
efficacious female companionship is.
- Simon, I think you should have one.
- Oh, should I?
Taffy, shouldn't Simon
have a female companion?
No! Not till after the rugby season.
Thank you. I've enough to do.
I'm worried
he has a mother fixation.
- I don't think so.
- We ought to find out.
- Who shall we get for you?
- I'll be your female companion.
- I have plenty of time.
- That's a very unethical suggestion.
Come and get it.
Dinner is served. Catch.
- Fish and chips.
- It's better than beans.
- Salt on the chips?
- Yep.
We're trying to find a girl
for Simon.
education. Any suggestions?
- That's the girl.
- Who's Rigor Mortis?
- One of the nurses.
- No great beauty but a kind heart.
- Fine for a trial run.
- I don't want a trial run.
- Of course you do.
Nothing to it. Just hold her hand
and look plaintive.
I had an awful job
to get here tonight.
I had to swap my late duty
with Nurse Gibson's bedpans.
Oh.
That was just before that awful case
where we had to use the stomach pump.
Look, would you
rather have some cocoa?
It is customary for me,
as dean of this hospital,
to welcome new students each year
and to address a few words to those
who are part of the way up the ladder
towards qualifying.
Among the latter are some whom,
I must confess,
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