Doctor in the House Page #3
- Will you put it on?
No, get your mother to do that.
I'm very busy.
Oh, well. Thanks a lot. Good night.
Good night.
Ripe tomatoes! Lovely apples!
I say, do I really
have to learn all this?
I'm afraid so, sir. Wait till you
start your clinical studies.
Don't worry. I'll see you through.
May I recommend this?
It's not on your list
but if you have difficulty,
you might be glad of it.
- What is it?
- The Student's Friend.
- Fits easily into the pocket.
- Put it with the others.
You won't regret that.
I must give you copy of this.
Yes, and I also want a skeleton.
Naturally. One can't get anywhere
without a skeleton.
Would you like the ordinary skeleton
or the de luxe with hands and feet?
- I think the ordinary one will do.
- Very well.
I'm not sure
but this one might suit me better.
No, sir. This has the most perfect
pelvis of any skeleton I've seen.
Oh.
Ripe tomatoes!
Two bobs a pineapple!
Hurry along there.
Now, come on. Hurry along.
Hold tight, please.
Grim, I've gone a bit wrong.
Can I look at yours?
Jolly colour, isn't it?
Like crme de menthe.
I'd like a waistcoat like that.
- Is that the colour it should be?
- I'm afraid so.
If I go on like this,
I'll pass the exam.
- Don't you want to?
- Heaven forbid. I must muck this up.
Let's see. What have we got here?
A spot of this.
Now a drop of what you fancy.
I say! That's a most pleasing effect,
don't you think?
- There you are.
- Ta. Mrs Rivington-Lomax.
Mrs Rivington-Lomax.
I ought to know who she was.
Who was she? A hospital benefactress?
A benefactress,
but not of St Swithins, of me.
She was my grandmother, bless her.
Rather a gruesome old lady,
but well-to-do.
She spent the twilight of her life
surrounded by the medical profession,
she was besotted.
Then one morning she said to me,
"If you'll train to be a doctor,
I'll allow you a thousand a year."
Well, medical training can last
a lifetime, if one wishes.
- So, of course, you accepted.
- She put it in her will that night.
It's not a gracious living
but at least one
hasn't got to work for it.
I'm not partial
to anything strenuous, are you?
Chopsticks? One, two...
This demonstrates
that the faster the subject pedals,
the more oxygen he consumes.
Faster, lad. Put your back into it.
You've got to work! Work!
And that applies to you all.
You've all got to work.
And now drains, ladies and gentlemen.
Drains. Immensely important factors
in the health of the public.
I've studied them all my life.
You must, too,
to be efficient doctors.
There's only one thing more important
than drainage. What is that?
Sewage.
Come in.
- Well?
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