Do Not Disturb Page #6

They're doing it tomorrow.

want to help a pal. It'd be cool.

Can't help out a pal?

Sure you can.

How do you know Hump?

Oh, right!

Well played, girls!

Team spirit!

No problem.

Can handle it.

You can even call your girlfriends.

Yeah, you too.

What the f***'s that for?

Depends...

Opinions differ.

You scared?

Don't freak out. It doesn't bite!

You could've said

it was a costume ball.

Common, relax.

How'll you cope with a real one?

A hot one moving up and down

behind you!

Well, thought

we could do something more natural.

That's not

what we had planned, sweetie.

Sorry.

Suggest that for tonight,

we use my tool.

If all parties aren't satisfied,

we can try

to introduce the...

No reason

for one cock to drive away another.

OK, no problemo.

Could stay and watch and jerk off.

You want a hetero trip?

Two girls for you,

and you control the joystick?

Can't we play with you a bit?

Feel threatened?

Don't be.

Don't want

to get between the two of you.

I'm very disappointed.

You're not the only one.

Guess I'm just too...

conventional for you.

Muchachas!

Adios, amigo.

We're finishing up dinner.

Let's go out for a drink.

It's cool. A drink is cool.

- We don't have to...

- Give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

Hi, Jeff. And you?

Why don't we grab a drink together?

We can't leave you alone.

It's no trouble. Where are you?

Great, know a bar there.

What?

I'm just looking at you.

We'll never find a parking space.

Let me out. You're a pain.

You're abandoning me?

I'm not abandoning you.

- See you in a sec.

- OK. See you.

Did you have a nice evening?

Yes, very nice.

How about you?

Don't know... strange.

Whatsit you have?

The same as you.

Was the poet,

he was the illustrator.

And he dumped me

for an unpaid apprenticeship.

That idiot!

He had talent.

But he didn't believe in himself.

So he blew off the trip

we'd been planning for ages.

We named ourselves

after the famous road adventurers...

Kerouac... Easy Rider.

Went alone,

but it amounted to nothing.

Never graduated.

And hold your husband responsible.

- That idiot.

- What's he doing anyway?

- A valet parking apprenticeship.

- Unpaid!

Unpaid.

You're a cool chick.

Thank you for the compliment.

That's not what meant.

What meant was that

I'm a big fat stubborn moron.

That's what meant.

Know. know look kind of...

- But at the same time...

- Yes?

He was right.

You can't judge a guy

by his pleated pants,

his pedometer and his wife.

A pedometer is very sexy.

You dig that kind of stuff?

We'll use it tomorrow.

- Really?

- Yeah. We have it all planned out.

Yeah, he told me.

wanted to ask you... I'm curious.

Hump!

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