Do Not Disturb

Synopsis: When Jeff unexpectedly shows up on Ben's doorstep at 2am, the two buddies immediately fall into each other's arms. Since their college days, they've taken very different paths. Jeff is still the wild man, a serial lover, an artist and eternal vagabond who's never stopped roaming the world. As for Ben, he settled down with chilled-out and wonderful Anna; they bought a small and comfortable house in the suburbs and started trying to make a baby. But this quiet life is disrupted by the whirlwind that is Jeff, especially when he takes Ben to a wild party, from which they return at dawn, having made a booze decision that is about to turn all of their lives upside down. Witnessed by Lily and Monica, their sexy party hosts, Ben and Jeff's project looks much scarier in the hangover light of day... but neither has the guts to be the wimp who pulls out!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Yvan Attal
Production: UGC Distribution
88 min

Go on.

Go on, Ben.

Please, baby, come inside me.


Stay inside me, please.

Who the f*ck is that?


Ben Azuelos?


You 're under arrest

for sodomy in 7997.

don't fuckin' believe it!

Shit, man!

Don't fuckin' believe it!


Fuckin' crazy!


Where have you been?

Where the hell have you been?

What's that?

- What is that?

- This?

The new me!

The new you!

You old bastard!

Who's the father?!

How dare you? What about you?

I'm glad to see you.

Que tal?


Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff.

Come on down, Anna.

It's Jeff...

The guy who wasn't at our wedding!

Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding!

Right, Jeff.

I'm so pleased to meet you.


You've got a car, a wife,

fine art books on the coffee table.

It's cool! Damn cool!

It's cool to see you.

- Love you.

- Love you, too.

Dig you, man.

Don't dig you yet.

But I'm sure will soon.

Listen, get your bag.

We'll get you settled in.


Hang on. brought you a...

Hang on.

A souvenir.

A duck from Mexico.

- Is he staying long?

- don't know.

A day or two.

I'm sorry. couldn't have known.

Expect you'd have told me if

you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM.

Especially one like him!

God, I'm sorry.

Why couldn't you have waited

two minutes?

We'll do it tomorrow.

Really want a baby.

Ben, it's the right time.

Know. want a baby, too.

Swear we'll do it tomorrow.

I'll save my strength.

I'll mobilize my little soldiers.

Mobilize away!

You naked in there?

We're making your bed.

This is fuckin' great!

Wanna go climbing!

We'll do that!


OK, I'm going to bed.

I'll be right up.

Buenas noche.

Buenas n och es!

Love you, honey.

Now dig you!

- See you tomorrow.

- Thanks again.

She's great.

- Really great.

- know she is.

- Was still in Mexico this morning.

- F*ck!

You're all wet, hon!

First lived in

San Cristobal DE was Casas

in Chiapas.

It's the southernmost state

in Mexico.

Set up an art project

with some people there.

We needed some financing,

so came back to get investors

and galleries on board.

Long story short...

was at the airport and thought:

"Where do want to go?

thought it was high time

saw you again.

Nice life you've got.

It's easy to live the way do.

But don't know if could live

the way you do.


Don't know. All this!

All what?

Your life...

It's easy as pie.

At the supermarket,

you pick up a girl.

You kiss her.

Next thing you know, you're married,

with a house...

and you turn the study

into the baby's room.

- No!

- Just in case.

To be honest, thought

you'd done it long ago.

We're working on it.

I'm past the defense line.

The goal mouth is clear.

But only shoot penalties

into an empty goal!

It's the biggest thing

you could do with your life.



I'm working tomorrow.

Make yourself at home.

I'm off to bed.

OK, cool.

Tell me...

don't know if you have

anything planned tomorrow...

- We could...

- Sure.

It's weird to see you again.

Good weird.

Come here.

Sweet dreams you have!

Too you.

- Hello, my love.

- Hello, my love.

- OK?

- And you, darling?

??? glad today's over at last.

Me too. Listen...

had a call from Jeff

He was seeing

that gallery owner girl.

Guess what? He's at her place.


You said it.

She's having a party

with the neighbors, roommates...

Some artists or something.

Jeff asked me to drop by.

So thought...

thought maybe I'd drop by.

Let's have him over for dinner?

Get to know each other?

could do my homemade pasta.

We 'll open a nice bottle of wine.

Great, sweetie.

I'll pick him up.

I'll start dinner.

Love you, honey.

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Yvan Attal

Yvan Attal (born 4 January 1965) is an Israeli-born French actor and director. more…

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