Do Not Disturb Page #5

Look, shut up for a minute.

I'll end up thinking

you're narrow-minded or retarded.

Stop trying to find excuses for me.

You know what?

It's like you're trying to blame me

for what you can't face up to.

Be honest...

Shoot.

Do you think you can screw me

for this film tomorrow?

You bet.

You could or you would?

Would.

You won't say to me:

"We should go our own separate ways,

'cause an artist's life..."

Not that again.

It was 15 years ago!

You didn't need me in Peru

to write poems on coca leaves.

Could you still leave a pal

high and dry

or do you have a code of ethics now?

I will do it.

You will?

So will .

- Yeah?

- Yeah, you bet.

We shouldn't do it as a challenge

or 'cause we feel obliged to.

We'll do it for art's sake!

It may be crazy,

but it's a great idea!

Right! We're pushing back

the limits of art!

- Will you tell your wife?

- Sure.

How do you think she'll react?

Can't know what she'll say,

but I'll explain it to her.

If it's a problem, won't do it.

But think she'll be OK with it,

'cause she trusts me.

That's marriage.

You don't believe me?

You're the one freaking out.

You don't have to do it.

Tell Anna and let me know.

If she's OK, I'm OK.

Leave Anna out of this.

I'll deal with her.

So are we on?

We're on.

OK, we're on.

- Seriously?

- Do look like I'm joking?

We're on.

- Tomorrow night?

- Tomorrow night, yeah.

You can still back out.

I'm not backing out.

I'm gonna bareback you!

I'll be there.

Me too.

Sorry about last night.

It's my fault.

Agree, it was stupid.

Sometimes you're stupid,

then get stupid too.

Was stupid this morning

whereas you're more stupid

in the evening!

Love you.

Me too.

Need to tell you something.

Let the cat out of the bag...

Or the duck.

Or the duck, right

Talking of Jeff...

want everything.

Me too.

He's lost, you know.

I watched him last night...

It's touching how he wants

his life to have meaning.

The good news is, he met people

over there. They hit it off.

They take part in an art festival.

They've asked him to join them.

And he's totally into it!

I'm not sure...

He asked me to help him.

Yeah, sure.

What festival is it?

It sounds kinda weird.

It's a festival,

an anal... annual festival.

They do art films that are...

a bit...

A bit what?

Dunno. They make films,

then destroy them!

Hump?

What?

- The festival?

- You know Hump?

It's a porn film festival.

Is it?

Yes, it is.

Maybe. Don't jump down my throat

It's mainly artsy.

Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic

aspect rather than its mundane one!

Right.

They're skin flicks.

- Whatsit you do?

- Lend a hand.

I'll make coffee and sandwiches...

I'll help him.

He's motivated for once.

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