Disaster Movie Page #4

Synopsis: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Lionsgate
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Metacritic:
15
Rotten Tomatoes:
1%
PG-13
Year:
2008
87 min
$14,174,654
Website
918 Views


We get the clothes.

Why?

Our bodies produce more heat if they are together.

Otherwise, did not survive tonight.

Yes ... yes.

He is right.

I think my water will burst.

Sorry.

I have something to tell you.

Actually, I am not a banker.

-- I am a "JUMP".

-- A what?

Can I travel in space and time.

I hope they stay together forever!

I love you!

Goodbye.

I am Prince Caspian,

I came to save, Narnia!

A little help please ...

Guys?

It is the kind of Star Wars!

What?

Well ... We saw your dream.

Boy got a bad relationship with Amy.

I wonder what could head say

a girl of whom like.

What is fires, sexy,

it has a good job ...

This girl is not for your nose!

Yes, yes it is!

Sure. She has to

lead with your bad breath.

Not to mention

you have an abnormal ass.

Put your shirt.

Ok. You're right, you're right,

I screwed up Amy with.

Should not screen lets go.

Jesus Christ!

This was an earthquake.

OK, there it is:

We have to get out of this damn town.

What do you say?

Why the hell, let me back?

Be calm staff.

The disaster is under control.

The city is safe.

Like I said, still

come on, everything is under control.

I will bug out of here

What was that?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

-- Will, I am, Amy.

-- Amy! Where are you?

I am at work. Was

was concerned about the artifacts.

You okay?

I'm afraid.

You gonna be OK, I promise. Listen ...

I have something to tell you.

You were right when it said.

I was an idiot.

I love you.

What do you think? I still love her?

A call interrupted

can f a conversation. / I

Tell a b*tch of sh*t!

Man of ass!

Hello, Amy?

Crap!

I have to go back.

What?

Amy is in trouble problems, back then.

I let her go before,

I will not lose it again!

Boy, these crazy!

Is there any type of disaster in the city!

If not, we now bazaar,

we die!

I have to do that.

You continue.

No, You're my brother,

I will comtigo.

Yes I mean, we are already

this together, so ...

.. what's problems

I could could hold out?

I mean, most of which are swollen

Vince Vaughn in "The Break--Up" or

Vince Vaughn in Fred Claus ...

I think only Vince Vaughn in general.

Though.

Lisa, come on!

Malta ...

Although, baby!

I have a bad feeling

in relation to this.

Lisa!

Mataram, the Lisa!

Lisa!

Mataram, the Lisa!

Come on, come on!

Sorry,

for his girlfriend.

"The sense" to

His girl, "kimosabe.

I'm sure you are destroyed

Siegfried Roy became worse after being

attacked by the white Bengal tiger.

Lisa was a beautiful girl.

Lisa!

Where am I?

That charming place!

Everything is so clean and fresh!

Wonderful!

What kind of magical creature are you?

My dear prince,

I apeguei in you.

Honey, you landed on my lap ...

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