Disaster Movie

Synopsis: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Lionsgate
  1 win & 6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
87 min

Disaster MOVIE

F*** you!

Did the Wolf Gotcha! / i


It is an official mark,

that obtained from my record.

There are many things over which they must pass.

I had to arrangements on the Internet,

I have to do a site of stupidity,

when you register a catchy phrase.

I burst!

Then I'll get another person.

Well, get up,

man, get up!

The opponent, Will!


And in another corner, The Wolf!

He got it wrong "wolf"!

"We do not believe I was kidding!"

It was not to discourage you.

Come on, it does not help.

A fool that is my way!

Come on! You want a bit of me?

I am a son of a b*tch in the ring!

Oh, yes!

They are small in any way ...



Amy Winehouse?

Get lost!

Don 't want to mess with a B*tch,

not drunk!

Like the dinosaurs were

destroyed in the Ice Age

You also

become an extinct species.

When? How long do we have?

Damn! Calm down!

You speak too quickly,

I can not hear me, even

think. My head hurts!

Or perhaps the

I had gases.

God, which was good!

O God, I love drinking petrol!

It is excellent for voice exile.

This is my little secret.

How long do we have?

Let's see ...

Wait a minute ...

All right.

Well, let's take a look.

Now, all appear on "Facebook" ...

This typing

The end of the world

will take place on August 29.

God ...

By the bottom jaws!


Take note of my words,

man of the mountains ...


Great Hunter!

You can do it with this!

Crystal Skull?

This is ... really no more time,

I do that just for fun.

Cruz credo ...

I knew I should not take all this Viagra.


Wake up, honey, I

I had a dream eestranho!



I have your baby, a little of

"Flava love!

Get the f*** out, Flava!

Aiiii, Flava--tasty!

What was that?

What? I told you not

we have a serious relationship ...

I know! But ... Flava?

Will ...

I want to go to the next level.

I love you ...

I also like you.

I do not understand. I think if

approaching the end of the world.

This is very interesting for those who

says he has problems with commitments.

Although, Jojo.

Papaste the Jojo?

Goodbye, Will.

Still come to my party of 16?

You have 25 years!

I never had one!

You're invited / i

the super--anniversary

Super--happy birthday 16 years! / i

Amy! You came!

Will! Happy birthday!

Look at me!

Hairy of the girls are wild

Hi, Will, here I am your brother,

Dr. Phil.

Hey, let me show you why my colleagues,

usually call me "Dr.acaricias well."

Hi, honey.


come back here,


Hey, Will!

Where is that girl, your fan, Amy?

not to let him escape!

It is a flower of high quality!

a true piece, just like that.

Come back here, you b*tch!


IO is done!


He sleeps like a baby.

You can put your hands

him in cement.

I've done this before,

I toss the coin.


fell to the contrary.


Those guys are trying to steal our drinks.


We will get the alcohol, the girls drunk

and finally managed to get cookies!

-- Good idea, "Coolaberry"!

-- Yes, I know.

Like "Coolaberry"!

For to say that!

"Coolaberry "!...

God, you are a fool!

Give me that!

Nobody I can myself

steal my drink!

Give them a tirooo!

Lisa, as I do that?

I have a clean shot.

Shoot a bullet in effect.


You can control the bullet's path as you want.

Do not tell him what fazer. my man!

Get lost, b*tch! You're not gonna want to mess with me!

Game of the Divas (www)

Come on, b*tch!

Take it, b*tch!

Now is your time to get to the bottom!

It's time to teach you ...

manners ...


Left foot on yellow!

Calvin ... Calvin!

You gonna turn the bullet's path,

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