Disaster Movie Page #3

Like my dream.

Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! / i

It is the Armageddon, the end of the World

I kill, the same me!

My God!

Hanna Montana died!

No!

Goodbye to all my fans!

The party continues!

She is a cabinet of treasures!

Also, ask your parents

for you to buy

Official lacheira "Hanna Montana"

the trap of cheese "Hanna Montana"

and toilet paper "Hanna Montana"!

And Make sure you going to

Hanna Montana concert

This Wednesday,

I spent two days in a row

to get these tickets!

Damn!

You know those pictures too

sensual and provocative, to me?

Were made entirely

without my permission.

But if you look at pictures,

was wearing my new line

sexy lingerie "Hanna Montana"!

It was an opportunity that could not be missed!

God! Hanna Montana

is actually Miley Cyrus

Daah, do not tell me, Sherlock!

I changed only a little voice,

and put a wig.

Even the children

to know the difference!

So twice the gain

money and seeing twice as many products.

Only recalling, my new CD:

"The other legacy of Miley Cyrus."

Will be available in all stores,

and will contain songs of

my father, Billy Ray,

late 1995!

Help us!

There is nobody who can help us?

Fly High With Aspiration

Hancock!

Hancock!

We need help.

Wake up, your drunk of sh*t!

Move your ass b*tch, flies apart

and solve this mess,!

Man of Cuuuuuuuu!

Rays, of course not!

I will rather bazaar, here.

Sorry.

Holy sh*t!

He comes from this side!

What do we do?

Let's get away from here!

Come here! Come on!

And now?

Wait a minute.

I will wait here until

pass the storm.

Hey!

This is our hideout.

Put yourself go!

Right, Carrie?

Hello, darling!

Unless you want to fight.

We do not want problems.

I never back ..

Get some!

As you can see,

I already did.

And then I thought:

can a girl like me in New York,

hit a pregnant teenager?

I wonder ...

Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV,

I have to agree with you.

I am in time to breastfeed.

Muuu!

God!

-- These are your feet?

-- Yes

These are the feet of my son.

Smell it!

And prove it!

Suck my placenta!

Yes!

God! Carrie! Carrie,

my dear, they right?

Come on, ladies, come on

get out of here now!

What the hell is happening?

I do not know.

Wake, and feel the temperature.

I know it is an awkward truth, but

is called "global warming".

No.

It is not global warming!

Amy Winehouse she appeared in a dream

After I fought with a

American gladiator.

I think it has something to do with

the crystal skull ...

Come on! O fool, Winehouse?

Crystal Skull?

You look like a fool.

Remember, is getting late.

Let's spend the night here,

And wait until the storm passes.

Freezing!

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