Dirty Grandpa Page #6
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- 2016
- 102 min
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with that gypsy girl
you like.
- I don't like her.
- Yes, you do.
That's why you didn't deny
being a photographer
for Time magazine.
You can hang out with her,
I can have
vaginal sex with Lenore.
It all works out!
We can even go visit
my old army buddy, Stinky.
Stinky?
Which tiki bar are they in?
Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t.
- What's that?
- It's Meredith.
Please,
I've got to answer that.
Tell her to f*** off.
Grandpa!
I'm just gonna check
the testosterone levels
on your phone first.
Grandpa, give me
my phone now!
Just as I thought.
Pretty low.
This is Meredith calling...
Sh*t!
Now, look what you did,
you dropped it
in the car's vagina.
God damn it,
I have to put it on speaker.
Don't say anything.
I will not say a word.
Ballbags!
Hey! Who was that?
No one. We're in a restaurant.
Sorry.
"Who's that?"
- What's up?
- Okay...
Well, I really want them
to post
our wedding announcement
on the New York Times website
before our rehearsal
brunch Friday,
so I just wanted to run
your section back to you.
Yeah, you know, now's
really not a good time...
Jason? Can we just
do this please?
"Can we do this now?"
"Jason Richard Kelly,
son of..."
"Doctor Smegma
Von BoxMunchers."
"David and Brooke,
"is a junior associate
at the law firm of..."
"Cream pie fart
and donkey punch!"
Okay, who is that?
It's no one. It's a waiter
with pretty bad Tourette's,
I think...
yelling weird sh*t,
I don't know why...
Okay, well,
what restaurant are you at?
I can barely even
hear you now.
We're at
Chuck E. Cheese's...
Daytona f***ing Beach!
Daytona f***ing Beach!
You're right, buddy!
You're in Daytona Beach?
Listen, we're just driving
through Daytona Beach.
We're en route to Grandpa's...
Jason!
I don't know why you're there,
but you'd better call me
from your grandfather's house
when you get there
tonight, okay?
Of course, baby.
I love you so much...
- F***!
- Marriage is hard.
What'd the hot
college girls text back?
Grandpa, what are you
texting them?
I just texted them.
What are you texting them?
"We'll meet you on the beach."
Yeah, and I added the emoji
with the wink
and the tongue out.
I'm not kidding,
Grandpa.
You realize
that if I don't call her
from your house
in Boca tonight,
I'm f***ed, man,
I'm f***ed.
Jesus. Sounds like
you're marrying
your f***ing
parole officer.
It's just Meredith.
It's the way she is, man.
She just gets,
like, anxious
when she doesn't know
exactly where I am.
Don't panic.
It's organic.
Yeah, I know. Couples get
in fights all the time.
But it's different
with Meredith.
She takes it
to another level, man,
and I'm telling you,
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