Dirty Grandpa Page #4
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- 2016
- 102 min
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And then early
dinner at 4:
00.We have a long-standing
bet. Who's the better golfer.
Obviously I've got
the bigger 3-wood...
Good. Maybe you can use it
to hit your balls
right into my vagina.
- Holy sh*t!
- Okay, we're going inside now.
- Jesus!
- Let's go. That's enough.
- Bye, Professor.
- Thanks for lunch.
Peace!
- Nice girl.
- Yeah.
Well? How do I look?
a buttfucking convention.
- What?
- What?
- What?
- What?
We're gonna write
in the first hole,
it's an easy par-4.
- No, no, no, no. Hey...
- Jump in.
This is against
the rules, Grandpa.
F*** the rules.
Jump in. Come on.
Not to mention,
a breach in golf etiquette.
Beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep!
- Hey!
- Out of my way, buttfuckers!
Really? What are you doing?
We gotta get this guy
to his buttfucking convention.
What are you
trying to do, man?
What was that all about?
Hey. Now there's
a million-dollar swing!
I'm sorry!
You can go in front of us
if you want to.
We are not very good.
No, it's a good cut,
you're just not bending
your knees enough.
I'm a licensed golf pro.
You mind if I show you?
Yes, please.
Maybe bend over
a little bit... Here.
doesn't it?
Hands on my shaft...
The shaft.
Let me just get
my finger in there.
One, two, three...
My God! Did you see that?
Thank you!
How long have you
been teaching golf?
Ever since I retired
from being an astronaut.
It's nice to see some heavenly
bodies around here too.
Hey, Grandpa,
don't you think we should
probably start golfing soon...
What the f***?
Wanna be a lamb
and get that for me?
Did he just
call you "Grandpa"?
Who, Pepe?
He's a retard.
Got it pretty bad, too.
He thinks I'm his grandpa.
He usually sits at home just
drawing dolphins all day.
We used to let him
out on his own,
but the raping got so bad
that we just...
Got it.
- You guys want a refill?
- Sure.
Absolutely!
BRB!
I'm sorry about
my grandpa.
He's...
He's not doing too well.
the funeral was yesterday.
I'm actually a lawyer,
not a retard.
I handle of lot
of important issues.
SEC compliance,
LLC agreements. LP agreements.
That sort of stuff.
Yeah, well, I think
we're gonna get going.
- Nice to meet you, Pepe.
- Nice...
F***!
What happened?
Why are they going?
What did you do?
What? I told
them the truth.
I told them that I'm getting
married next week,
and you're not well
because your wife just died.
What are you,
f***ing vagina repellent?
Those cougars
wanted to party!
- They wanted to party?
- Yes!
Do you hear yourself?
Grandpa, are you kidding
me right now? Grandma...
I'm trying
to listen to myself.
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