Didier Page #4

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And that's good.

Good?

Questions?

What?

That's toilet paper.

Right, I forgot. Thankfully you asked.

Not at all. Oh la la.

Not at all.

You get a hold of the thing...

And lift it up...

There you go. Good.

It's better than that

canned crap.

Cranp.

Almost

Didier...

When you meet someone new you

can't just go up and smell their butt.

It's important. Very important.

No more smelling the butts

of people we don't know.

OK?

Yeah well...

People know me in this neighborhood.

But you don't care.

Just trotting around.

I totally agree.

Ok true, we know her.

But you have to know someone a lot

better to smell their butt.

That was the baker.

She sells bread.

Bread

Forget the bread.

It's not important.

We don't smell butts.

We don't smell womens' butts.

Unless she asks you to. If she

asks, that's her choice.

Yes yes...but you said "yes"

before and now...

Yes, yes Coco. I'll be

there tonight.

Of course I'll be there with Richard.

Whatever, jerk.

I said I'd be at the bar.

Jerk.

What was I saying?

Yes!

Nobody else!

Nobody.

Don't be silly.

You don't smell anybody's butt.

Not guys, not girls,

not dogs, nobody!

And especially not the landlady!

I'm going to have to move

because of your nonsense.

If you try to smell my butt

you're out of here.

I'm warning you.

Didier

Do not move huh?

Daddy's going to get his head ripped

of by Richard then he'll be back.

- But Fabrice plays on Wednesday right?

- Yes, he's just resting right now.

- Because you have to win huh?

- Yes, for sure.

Richard will be ready for you

in 15 minutes.

Thank you.

- Good luck.

- Yeah, good luck.

Some matches?

It's a girl!

- I saw the ultrasound

- Who?

It's a girl. I'm having a girl!

That's good!!

- Guess what we're calling her?

- Fabrice.

No! It's a girl!

Fabrice, what are you doing here?

- It's Barbara...

- You've got to be kidding me.

You're supposed to be resting and

you come to Richard's club to party?

It's not me, it's Barbara.

Do me a favor. Get lost and

I'll take care of Barbara.

It's a girl!

Even when we leave early we

never get to sleep before 4 am.

Why?

We found a bunch of old videos.

With He-Man, Captain Flame...

and Gandhi. It's super funny

to watch them in their diapers.

You understand...It's important

that he rest right now.

Ok.

But if you're interested I

have the videos at home.

Put on number 3.

No, 3. That's number 7.

That's the best album.

...and watch old cartoons with her.

- In the afternoon?

- No, one's she has on tape.

How's it going lovers? Taking

in the night air?

Coco can you be normal

for 10 minutes?

What did you say?

Are you talking to me?

Jean Pierre, isn't that your car?

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