Didier Page #3

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You didn't have to call

the vendors jerks.

Jeesh, it was a joke.

Sorry I didn't get that, it

wasn't very funny.

Jean-Pierre, are YOU going to

be scoring the winning goals?

Do you want to calculate what it

would cost if we both lose?

20 K, and that's just in sponsors.

Are you going to be the one

to reimburse me?

Dad?

Daddy's working, come.

Jean-Pierre

You injured your knee a

while back, right?

How is that?

It's fine, it was 10 years ago.

Good...

It would be a shame to break it again.

And why I would break it?

Find a solution quickly.

I said quickly, what are you still doing here?

Did you want some coffee?

I loved Richard's suit. He

has nice suits.

Did you like what he said or did you

have the image with no sound?

He says he's going to break my

knees and you like his suit?

- I'm trying to be positive.

- It's not working. We're screwed.

The king of chatter.

I'm impressed

You going to stare a long time?

I'll change the lock and he

won't get in again.

He got in once but not twice.

Tell me when I can stop by to

see the door and I'll do a quote.

As quickly as possible. I live

on Sara Boulevard, number 33.

Ni port or starboard, the first nation

What's up with the commotion

in the neighborhood?

Some young Nazis parading.

Young Nazis is a little harsh.

That's a good key.

Listen, let's be clear here.

I don't know what you want

and I don't really care.

You are going to leave me alone now.

You need to forget me. Forget me now.

Lover's quarrel?

What do you want?

She's nervous.

Okay it's fine. We're leaving.

Wait.

Bingo!

Wait here. I'm going to get

some cotton swabs.

Squeak-squeak?

Where's the squeak-squeak?

Search, search

Didier !!

What are we going to do?

It it there?

Is the squeak-squeak there?

I don't understand

How do you explain it? One day

you're a dog and the next a man.

I don't even believe what

I just said.

The only explanation is that

it's a Buddhist thing.

Like a reincarnation but

super accelerated.

Or...

Or a parallel universe.

I don't know.

I'm sure this isn't everything.

I mean, humans don't know everything, right?

We know things...

but not everything.

We don't know everything.

OK that's enough. You're finished.

OK this is YOUR plate now.

Yuck, gross.

But how did you do it?

Was it a morphing thing,

like this?

Didier, no not here!

The toilet.

Pee...

and caca...

You stand in front

and you put up the seat.

You put up the seat, so

you don't make a mess.

You take out your little thingy,

and you pee there, in the water.

Same thing with poop. But sitting.

Yes, like that. Get up.

When you're finished...

you press here.

It's the flush.

Flush.

And... what else...

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