Didier Page #5

Synopsis: Jean-Pierre is a soccer player agent who is in a whole lot of trouble with his star players, who all got wounded just before a major game. One day, to do a favor to his sister Annabelle, he accepts to take care of her dog Didier. One night, Didier turns into a man while keeping the behavior of a dog...
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Sport
Director(s): Alain Chabat
Production: Chez Wam
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
NOT RATED
Year:
1997
105 min
201 Views


Forget it Jean Pierre. We'll take

care of them for you.

Run, run run!

At least he's grateful

Can you stay here a minute? I have

to see Richard then I'll be back.

- OK. Don't worry about it.

- Thank you very much.

- Jean Pierre

- Maria!

How are you? Having fun?

I'm here for work.

Must not be easy.

I'm here to see Richard.

And this club is Richard's club.

And with Miss Muffins it seems

to be going well, huh?

Oh stop it. I told you, that's

Fabrice's girlfriend.

- What would you call her?

- I don't know.

There is good news. Things are

going better than expected.

Fabrice's injury is much less serious

than we thought.

We are very confident. Training is

going very well.

Team moral is solid.

There's nothing more to worry about.

And I'm going to have a girl.

We're going to call her Amandine.

I wanted to call her Esther

but the wife didn't like it.

Jean Pierre I have no desire to get

angry because it's useless.

So in summary...

If we lose in Paris...

you hurt.

At least it's clear.

That goes for you too Coco.

You're the one who introduced me to Jean Pierre.

So the same goes for you.

You better hope we win.

I know you're a joker but even so,

you can't go around smelling butts.

Now where are you going to "work"?

In an after-party?

- That's a friend.

- I'm a friend.

That's fine today is Friday.

We're all friends

But the game is on a Wednesday.

In four days.

Didier, let's go. We're going.

Sorry but I have to work tomorrow.

Goodbye Didier!

Get your head back inside. Hey!

We don't put our head out the window.

Who is it?

Go ahead and speak up.

He can't understand a thing.

Where is he from?

He's from...Lithuania.

He's staying with me right now.

- Staying with you?

- Yeah, why?

Nothing, that's something new.

You usually don't help people.

It's for my sister...

She's in a "save the world" phase

and she asked me to help.

- Why doesn't he stay with her?

- Well, Why doesn't he stay with her?!

Because she already has 2 Pekinese...

2 Chinese children staying with her.

So she's overwhelmed and

I'm the one who has to help.

- I think it's good.

- Yeah.

If we weren't able to have kids

I think Mijo and I would have adopted.

This is all wrong. We need to

find a solution soon.

For?

Sometimes you scare me.

Why?

What are we going to do with that?

It's also complicated because...

the transfer season is over and

we'll have to ask for an exception.

We're not replacing him anyways.

If that jerk Fabrice had only stayed

in bed for 2 days...

but no. He had to go out dancing.

Can you imagine the stupidity?

Well...

Let's go.

And what about the dog?

Isn't he here?

Oh yeah. He's in the bedroom.

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Alain Chabat

Alain Chabat (born 24 November 1958 in Algeria) is a French actor, director and screenwriter. He was originally known for his work in the comedy group Les Nuls, including as the co-writer and lead actor of the cult comedy film La Cité de la peur (1994). He has since then become a notable actor and filmmaker of his own, typically both writing and starring in the films he directed, which include the other cult comedy films Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra and RRRrrrr!!! He also appeared in French Twist, The Taste of Others, The Science of Sleep, Happily Ever After, and the cult comedy series Kaamelott. Additionally, he voiced the character of Shrek in the French dubbing of the Shrek franchise. more…

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