Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts Page #5

[Virgil]:
Good save.

[Patton]:
who lived in a con-, condominium! Okay, Logan, has it been a minute yet?

[Logan]:
Not even close. But, you did exactly what I needed you to do.

[Patton]:
*gasps* Mm! ♪ Patton did a real good job. ♪

[Duke]:
You know, you took some creative liberties. But I give you my blessing!

[Logan]:
In Wegner's experiments, subjects were asked to speak about whatever they wanted. With only one caveat: They were not allowed to think about a white bear. Despite that rule, according to Wegner, subjects mentioned the bear about once per minute.

[Thomas]:
*chuckles* Okay, so I can't stop him! *laughs* Awesome news!

[Duke]:
*clapping* It is, isn't it?!

[Logan]:
But-

[Thomas]:
But either way, you are NOT Creativity!

[Patton]:
Yeah. That is the brave, [music starts playing] handsome, unbeatable Roman!

[Roman]:
*mumbling* No, mommy, I don't want the mashed potatoes.

[Thomas]:
Creativity is about butterflies and- magic. That's not you! You're-

[Duke]:
Stinky?!?

[Thomas]:
Scary...

[Duke]:
*gasps* Me? Scary?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That sounds like a YOU problem. Or a HIM problem.

[Logan]:
Thomas, like it or not, the Duke does encompass a portion of your imagination.

[Patton]:
Imaginative sure is a- a kind word for him.

[Duke]:
I agree! How about... DEMENTED?

[Virgil]:
Why are you defending him?

[Logan]:
I'm... not. I'm just trying to be intellectually honest with Thomas.

[Duke]:
Ehh, sounds like bulls**t, this dork's Deceit in disguise!

[Patton]:
NO!

[Thomas]:
WHAT? Again?! Deceit, SHOW YOURSELF!

[Logan]:
N-no, it's, um... It's actually me.

[Duke]:
*chuckles* I knew that! I don't know if you guys can tell, but I'm a little silly.

[Virgil]:
Then why are you lying?

[Logan]:
*scoffs* Lying?

[Virgil]:
You just said the Duke is Thomas' imagination.

[Patton]:
Yeah! Unlike a certain... potty-mouth in this room, imagination is good!

[Duke]:
Did you guys know that "dork' means whale penis? I called Logan a whale penis is what I'm saying.

[Logan]:
Thomas, you have to understand that life is not so... black and white, as they say.

[Thomas]:
B-b-but- the Duke and the Prince literally wear the black and the white!

[Logan]:
Yes, but they're YOUR sides. That's how YOU see them.

[Duke]:
(distorted, as Joan) That's not the only way he sees me!

[Thomas]:
Gahh! Please! Leave Joan out of this.

[Duke]:
(undistorted, still as Joan) Oh! What's that?

[Thomas]:
That- w- is something Joan would do. Why would I even have TWO Creativities, anyway? Why isn't Roman all-encompassing?

[Logan]:
Because of your view of creativity and imagination as a purely good force. At a young age, you filed away products of your imagination as either welcome or forbidden. This led to the development of two separate sides of your creativity.

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