Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts  Episode #28

Synopsis: Sometimes, the most troubling issues we face are ones we’re too frightened or hesitant to talk about with others. In this episode, Thomas deals with some troubling thoughts from the night before, and it has the Sides at odds with how to address the situation, if at all. And it doesn’t help that a new force is bringing all of this forbidden thinking about.
Genre: Mystery

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*falls face first, floored*

*Sanders Sides Intro*

*yawning* What is up everybody? *short yawn* How are you all doing? Comment below, because the human connection will make me feel like a person again. What? Sorry! That one was supposed to stay up here. *laughs* Help me. Ooh- There I go again. Hm- I'm just really... really… *yawn* Tired! Can't talk. Because of the tires. I just- couldn't get to sleep last night and I think with that new addition that brings the grand total to... Um… everything. Everything is going wrong in my life. Even my thoughts are starting to go wrong.

Ooohhh, come on, no! No. what are you talking about?!

Sorry! Umm... Let's talk about something else.

Yeah, let's.

Uh oh! Here comes the noblest Roman of them all! What up, plebs?

Oh, hey Roman! We were just talking about something else!

Mmm- What?

Yo- What?! Nothing else! There's nothin' else! Uhh, we were just talking about something and never anything else.

*aggravated sigh*

*whispers* Is that okay?

Wait, are you all seriously not gonna let me in on what's going on here?

*clears throat*

Patton already said we were... we were talking about something.

♪ Singin' to myself 'cause I'm not uncomfortable at all. ♪

Secrets, secrets are no fun, tell me now or else we're done!

Look, you don't want to know.

Unless you want to be deeply troubled.

I do! Mystery loves company.

N-... It's "misery loves company".

Not for me, it's not! I am not feeling any love OR misery, because it's a mystery for me alone! I have yet to receive my invite to the pity party. Thomas, come on! You can't have a bawl without a prince.

Just- leave it alone, Roman.


*scoffs* I can't believe you're making me do this.

What do you need?

Logan! Do you know why everyone is so Moody B. Moans?

Oh, goodness... are they still disconcerted?

That's putting it a little lightly, Logan.

Or, your reaction is a little too extreme.

Well, that's easy for you to say.

Why wouldn't it have been easy to say...? It was an 8-word sentence. That's... not exactly laborious.

What he means is that you're not a great judge of what is and isn't an overreaction. Your most extreme reaction is an eyebrow raise.


*snaps twice* I stand corrected.

There's the one for today.

Logan! *claps* Put on your blinders, or in this case take off your glasses. *laughs*

What are you tal- What are you talking- What are you talking about...?

Look, I barely got any sleep. That's the best joke my creativity's got.

*laughs* But seriously, ignore them for the time being and explain to me what is going on here!

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