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Sure there buddy. I'd stick around

a rub one out but dinner's ready

you f***ing pervs.

We're coming.

Well, I wont be.

Joey, that was a tasty steak.

What did you do to get it

that flavor?

That's a Deezio family

recipe.

That sh*t's been around

for ages.

Passed down to me from

my "Zio".

I marinated those bad boys in a

secret concoction of herbs and spices

for two whole days.

That was amazing. You'll have to come

over sometime and cook me dinner.

I'll be there.

And you can give me

fellatio for dessert.

Speaking of dessert people.

It's that time.

Mushrooms!

I'm kind of scared. I've only done shrooms

once and I had a horrible experience.

Yeah, that can happen. But this

time you're with chill people.

We'll take care of you if

you start to bum out.

Yeah, last time that we did

shrooms Joey was so f***ed up

that he spent all night in his

tent in the fetal position.

Tripping out.

Ahhhhhhh!

Man, that was brutal.

I actually thought I was back

in the womb.

Swimming around in my mom's

juices.

I seriously thought I was

swimming around the little egg.

Trying to poke in there like

a f***ing dirty little sperm.

The one that made it but

never made it.

It was really f***ed up.

Never again will I brew a

batch of mushroom tea.

That's how you get f***ed up.

True. When you brew them in tea it's

hard to tell how much you've consumed

so you can get super f***ed up.

Yeah man, it was like this one

time

when I ate way too many

pot brownies.

I actually thought I was dying.

Yeah, like that cop on the internet

who called 911 on himself.

It's because when you digest weed it

metathesizes in your body differently.

It actually releases Eleven

Hydroxy Metabolite

which is four times more

psychoactive than THC.

That's why people get so f***ed

up eating pot brownies.

Who are you? You're the same

guy in science class

I was f***ing trying to finger

Betsy over here

while you're talking about metabo...

whatever the f*** you're saying.

All these stories are really

comforting.

No, you'll be fine. We're out, here,

we're camping, we're with chill people

It's gonna be all good.

We're not doing pot brownies,

just a little shroomage.

Okay, enough of this hype. Let's

eat some of these bad boys.

Mushrooms! I love mushrooms!

Here just start off with this.

It's all good.

That seems like a lot.

No, that's good. That's less than an

eighth. It'll just get you a little buzz.

Big Ian. Here you go.

Here let's get you a little more.

Look at them stem right there.

Thank you.

Mushrooms, mushrooms,

mushrooms!

Here's a little for Jen.

This batch is particularly

disgusting.

Yeah. These are f***ing rancid.

It's just part of the

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