Dark Cove
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- 2016
- 84 min
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Do you think anybody
will find the body here?
I mean, it's not
that hard to dig up.
If we had some bleach we could
get rid of most of the remains
but this is the best
we can do for now.
We just gotta f***ing try it.
Yeah, but they have
dogs that are trained
to sniff out corpses.
F*** it!
This is what we're going to do.
We don't know anything
about what happened
we were asleep.
DARK COVE:
I don't know, Joey
I mean, I'm really tired
I just worked like three
doubles straight.
Listen Rachel. I have to
go on this camping trip
I've asked every f***ing server
in this entire restaurant.
Please take my shift tonight.
How come you never take any
shifts for me?
Like that time I wanted to go
to the Lil' Wayne concert
and you wouldn't take my shift.
Whatever.
Just think of the cash.
Section seven
You'll make $120 easy
and I'll throw in another
$20 right now
Yeah? What else are
you offering?
Listen, next time we're both
hammered at a party
I'll go down on you for like
two hours stright.
I'm talking Russian tongue maneuvers
kept secret during the cold war.
I've studied that sh*t.
I've even got this finger technique
where I tap on your clit in morse code.
My God!
You are such a freak.
Fine. I'll take your stupid
shift.
Yes! Thank you so much.
I love you.
preview in the staff bathroom?
Get the f*** outta here!
Come on. Quick moterboat?
Rim job?
Yes!
What up Joey?
Hey, Joey! What's up man?
Check out my new tattoo.
That's f***ing sick dude!
Yeah, dude. I just got my
sleeve started on Monday
I'm gonna go back and get some color
touch ups and it'll be done man.
Sweet dude. Well I'm going
camping right now.
I'll catch you later, alright?
Camping? Sick bro.
I wish I could roll with.
Later buddy.
You're a f***ing pimp bro.
You're a pimp.
Peace out motherfuckas!
Yo, you got your shift covered?
You know it playa.
Let's roll out.
Yummy.
I hope you girls
aren't vegetarians!
Joey!
Hello, ladies.
Did you guys actually just
sniff each other's fingers?
Hell yeah. It's from
Dazed and Confused.
That doesn't make it okay.
Nice to see you too, Lacey.
Maybe I like to smell all
sorts of things.
Roses and cream!
I like that.
Hello, Joey.
Hello.
Okay, Jen may be single now,
but that doesn't mean that you
can perv on her all weekend.
Whatever.
What's up Ian? It's been a
long time bro
Joey Deezio. My
favorite little Italian.
Are you ready for another
legendary excursion?
You know it. I've been looking
foreward to this sh*t all year.
Alright everybody. Welcome to
the fourth annual camping trip
Lacey, babe, I know
it's your first time.
But we wont be gentle.
I don't like it gentle!
So hard, so deep,
so far past the clit.
Shut up Joey.
So Jen, now that you're single
that means me and Ian can
"Eiffel Tower" you tonight, right?
My God, Joey.
What do you mean "Eiffel Tower"?
You mean you've never
been to Paris?
No, I've been to the south of
France on a family vacation.
What?
Don't worry, we'll show you
the "Eiffel Tower".
Jen don't listen to them.
It's just immature guy bullshit.
What is it?
What does it mean? Tell me!
If you really wanna know, it's
when you're bent over getting
double teamed by two guys, one
in the front, one in the back,
and they do a straight arm
pointing high five.
Hence, "The Eiffel Tower".
Shotgun mouth!
Yeah, no that is not happening.
I told you. It's disgusting.
Sorry Joey, I can't anyways
I've got a girlfriend.
Yeah, and she's a
prissy Vancouver chick.
She can't handle bush wacking it with some
rough Victoria boys for like three days.
Man, she had to work.
Whatever dude, I'm just sayin'
she's a little prissy.
Every time, you know, we book
something fun to do she bails.
I'm just saying, when it's on
the island.
If it's in Vancouver and it's
convenient she's there.
I'm just saying she's a bit
prissy.
She's... admit she's
a little bit prissy
F*** you, man.
A little bit prissy?
Like that much?
Yeah, like the size
of your dick much.
You know otherwise. You know
otherwise, okay?
Lacey, back me up.
I am not getting involved
in this conversation.
You know otherwise.
Just admit it.
You big dick bastard.
Yes! See, that's what I'm saying
My dick is like the Kennedy assassination,
What?
The Kennedy assassination?
His cock is actually
very political.
It's, like, liberal with some
conservative tendensies.
All this talk about Quinn's dick is
making me want to pull out mine.
It could come out any moment.
No!
Joey, I think you may be the
horniest person on the planet.
actually think that if Joey
spent all the time that put
into chasing poon,
all that energy, passion
and enthusiasm.
If he put that into doing something
that was actually productive
he probably would've found
a cure for cancer by now.
assassination mystery.
Yeah, but you know I would not
nearly be as much fun.
We know Joey, that's why we
love you bro.
You're our own little
poon hound.
Honey, are we almost there?
Just two more hours.
Welcome to Sombrio, babe.
I'm excited.
Finally.
Get me out of this van.
Alright.
That matress is f***ing huge!
What kind of sex are you
planning on having this weekend?
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