Dark Cove Page #4

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but it'll do.

Hey man, do you want to play?

We could do a little three on

three if you want.

I would mate but I've been on

the piss for three days straight

I'd probably fall over if I try

to run about.

On the piss?

Yeah, it means he's been

hammered for three days.

Thanks for that. I've always

wanted a translater.

It's very difficult, this

language barrier.

Are you camping here?

Yeah, with a couple Aussie

f***ers I'm friends with.

There they are. They're all

into surfing and that.

Look at those sorry

bastards Paddling around

in a freezing cold ocean

for a five second ride.

I'm Donnie by the way.

What's up man, I'm Quinn.

This is my girlfriend, Lacey.

Hi.

Those crazy Aussies will

actually be lighting off

a bunch of fireworks at our

campsite later on.

You're all welcome to pop by

for a cheeky beverage or two.

Yeah, that might be cool.

We'll try to roll down.

Alright, I'll catch you later

then.

Cheers!

Alright, see you later.

That guy seems pretty chill.

Like a classic Brit.

I think he's f***ing wasted.

The fireworks might be alright.

Yeah, that'll be sweet when

we're on mushrooms.

Babe, are we actually doing

mushrooms tonight?

Yeah babe, of course. It's going

to be fun. It's gonna awesome.

So, do I get my penalty

shot or what?

I have to show you this waterfall

before it gets dark. It's a must see.

Okay. It sounds

pretty cool.

So, big question.

How is Lacey liking the

trip so far?

I'm having a great time.

It's nice to hang out with

Ian.

We've never really spent

that much time together.

It's good to get to

know your best friend.

Although, he does talk about your

cock a bit too much for my liking.

Yeah, it's a little

disconcerting.

I'm not gonna lie.

I don't get to see him too much

anymore since he moved to Vancouver

but me, Joey, Jen and him have all

been best friends since we were ten.

I'm definitely starting to feel

more like one of the group

I know, it's awesome.

Look babe. There it is.

Look at that!

That's amazing!

I can't believe stuff

like that exists here in BC.

It's like National Geographic

style.

Full out. It looks like the

entrance to the bat cave.

So, what I'm thinking is that

I should take some pics of you

in front of the waterfall on

my phone.

Perfect!

You're looking so hot right

now babe.

Nice, work it.

F*** babe, you are

workin' it. Nice.

I'm not going to lie, I'm

getting a little hard right now.

But I really have to put my shirt

back on because it's f***ing cold.

No, no, no. You don't

need to do that.

I'll come warm you up.

Hey guys!

Joey!

What the f*** is going

on here?

Nothing. We're just admiring the

wonders of nature. As you can see.

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