Crazy Bitches Page #3

You're not so bad your...

Shhh.

Wanna grab my dick?

Oh!

Come on!

You're, you are something else!

Swear, you're like

a b*tch in heat, girl.

Well takes one to know one.

Dorri, are you okay?

Um, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Thanks.

Here.

Dinner will be ready soon.

Okay, thanks.

Dinner's almost ready.

Can I borrow the

loo for a minute?

Uh, sure, I'm done.

Um, dinner will be ready soon.

Great, I'm starving, thank you.

Minnie, will you get the salad?

Yup, got it.

The evening starts innocently.

The Alpha Kappa Pi girls

back together again.

Unaware of the evil

spirits that haunt the...

BJ, here, catch!

Hey, b*tch, watch the camera!

Cassie!

God...

Stay away from the pot

with that gook in your hair.

I don't know what gook

is, this is conditioner.

I don't care what you call it,

I don't want it in

my spaghetti sauce.

Oh my God, you can

borrow it if you want.

It really helps with

limp, lifeless hair.

I beg your pardon?

Why would you

say that, Princess?

We all have things

we wish were better.

I mean my hair's never

recovered from the chemo.

You wanna talk about my hair?

I was only joking.

No you weren't.

Just make yourself useful.

Okay Minnie, I have to ask

since Alice isn't here yet, what

is going on with her and Eddie?

Last time I saw them,

all they did was argue.

They're okay, Eddie's just

had a lot of pressure at work.

Uh oh, we all know how Eddie

likes to work off his stress.

BJ, seriously,

Eddie loves Alice.

That hasn't stopped

him in the past.

You would know,

wouldn't you, Princess?

Well they were barely dating.

Anyway, Alice didn't even know.

The whole house knew, Princess,

including Alice, she

just forgave you.

We did.

Well that was eons ago

when I was young and puerile.

That means childishly

silly and trivial, Taylor.

Well then why didn't

you just say that?

Cheers, everyone.

Cheers.

Amen!

L'chaim!

That was a good dinner.

I can do this, I know I can.

I don't think you can.

I can, I know I can.

Hey guys, has anybody

heard from Viviana?

Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I

thought she cc'd everyone.

She's not gonna make it,

something came up at work.

Oh, really, that's weird.

Oh shoot, shoot!

Princess, can I have the towel

quick before it

goes to the floor?

Oh my...

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

We did not do that.

That's not wine, that's blood.

I knew it.

What are you

guys all staring at, move.

I knew there had to

be something to your story, BJ.

I just feel darkness

in this house.

Wait, what story?

This place is supposed to be

haunted by the souls of

seven murdered girls.

It's a fantastic story.

I'm doing an episode about

it on my show right now.

In fact, why didn't I

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