Crazy Bitches Page #2
I think doesn't
get us where we need to go.
Well excuse me, I'm not
the one who got us lost.
I'm sorry, but it
is terribly drawn!
This is classic, they'll find us
slaughtered here tomorrow
by a maniac with an axe.
Oh sh*t!
What in the hell,
dudes, you trying
Not that I'd complain.
How fortuitous!
How did you know we were here?
Oh, well you see,
it's got nothing
to do with for-tuition.
east, and the cabin is west
and it didn't take a rocket
inventor to figure that out.
But follow me, I'll take
you all the way, baby.
Okay.
Okay, Middle Forest,
here we come.
What do you mean
you weren't invited?
Dorri completely left
me off the invite list.
I had a momentary
flash of Junior High
when Alice and her friends
would ditch me at the mall.
Okay, I am good, let's do this.
Right, action.
Hello mystery hunters,
and welcome to the
latest installment of
"The 72 Hour True Crime,"
this time the crime has
The sun is going down as
I prepare for my first
night in the infamous
I'm a little nervous.
Hey guys, you made it!
A to the K to the Pi, Wooo!
Dorri, I got your stuff,
go ahead and get in.
Cassie!
And get suckered into
picking up the grocery bill?
Who'd you stick
it with this time?
Taylor.
I tried to stick
it with Princess,
but her card was declined.
Apparently being
a rocket inventor
sounds fancy, but doesn't pay.
I told you I had to cancel it
because of fraud on the card.
Just kidding,
you're so sensitive.
Honey, there's ice
tea in the back hatch,
would you be a dear
and get that for me?
Darlin', I'll do anything
you want in your back hatch.
Is the cancer back?
Minnie, stop
intuiting me, I'm fine.
Is that why you
didn't want me to come?
You didn't want me to
know the cancer was back?
Alice told me you were
working at the farm sanctuary,
so I just figured
you couldn't make it.
But I'm glad you could.
Oh, can you put
that in the kitchen?
Don't have to ask me twice.
I got it.
Wanna share?
In your dreams.
The only other option
is the bunkhouse, Taylor.
The what?
There's a bunkhouse.
I talked BJ into staying in the
teepee with me, so that's taken.
Geez, I'm like this
close to just bagging
all of you and just
checking into the spa.
I'll share.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Coming through.
You're like a tall drink
Anyone ever tell
you that recently?
Really, you're actually trying?
Hey Princess, get this cake,
let's get the party started.
Okay!
Oh, hello!
Right, we have to
stop meeting like...
Pretty hair.
Thank you.
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