
Crazy Bitches
1
Say my name.
Oh yeah, what's your name?
Vivianna.
Oh yeah, Vivianna.
Oh yeah!
Sounds French.
Oh yeah, right there.
Oh, you like that?
I do.
Do you like that?
Yeah, I like that.
What the f*ck...
Hey baby.
Hold on a second, okay?
Are you actually serious?
Get my bags.
Seriously?
Hi, baby, how are you?
Are you okay?
I'm fine, why?
No, it's just...
your voice just sounds
like you have a cold
or something, no?
No, I'm fine, are
you at the ranch already?
I thought you weren't
- Yeah, I'm already here.
- Excuse me.
Where do you want me to
put these, excuse me!
and so I figured I'd
stay up and drive.
Ma'am, where do you
want me to put these?
Just a second, baby.
Where do you want to put these?
Who's that?
Sorry baby, that was the driver.
Look, Vivianna, I
have to tell you something.
I miss you, I totally miss you.
Will you listen to me?
Yes, I can't wait
until you get here.
I talked to Alice, I told her.
What?!
I told her I'd been unfaithful.
No, not exactly.
Jesus, I almost had a coronary!
I don't think I could face her.
I've got to go.
Why are you going,
no, stay on the line.
It's over, Vivianna.
Baby...
It's over,
Vivianna, do you hear me?
Are you listening?
Baby, don't say that!
You don't want us to end.
Goodbye.
Don't hang up!
Vivianna...
You know what I'm
doing right now?
I'm playing with my nipple and
I've got to go!
No, don't go, there's
no law against listening.
And imaging my
nipple in your mouth.
You know what I'm doing now?
Vivianna,
look, I'm hanging up now.
I'm putting my
hands down my panties.
Vivianna!
Mmmm, it's getting really wet.
Do you wanna see?
- Vivianna...
- I'll show you.
Goodbye.
Does it feel good, Vivianna?
Who the...
Hey Katie, what's up?
Hey, Mrs. M.
I'm still good to watch
Logan tomorrow morning.
Oh, you know what,
I postponed my trip.
So I think I'm okay.
- Okay, thanks Katie, bye bye.
- - Belinda, come on!
You move any slower,
you'll miss your plane.
Sorry!
Could you take that please?
Good Lord, woman, what
the hell'd you pack?
There better be some
sneakers in there.
I intend to do some
hiking this weekend.
Don't tell me, two
suitcases and no sneakers?
You said it was a spa weekend.
I said ranch.
Ranch, spa, it's the
same thing, isn't it?
Okay, wish me luck.
Come on, Alice, I told you
I'll make it up to you.
You and Logan mean
everything to me.
Promise.
I'll see you tomorrow
night, Belinda.
Try to behave yourself
until I get there.
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Hi, buddy, awww!
Vroom vroom, look, there's
Well fancy
meeting you guys here!
A A A to the K, K K K to the Pi,
A to the K, K to
the Pi, A, K, Pi...
Dorri!
Wooooo!
Great timing.
How was that flight?
I could get used
to private jets.
Hey, who's the sugar
daddy du jour, Taylor?
By the way, one of these guys
you dangle your wares
in front of is gonna
you won't acquiesce.
He's gonna freak out, and you're
gonna wonder what happened.
That was Alice, she's
coming tomorrow now.
Apparently Eddie had some
unexpected business out of town.
But it's her flipping birthday!
We've been planning
this for months!
God, that man is ridiculous.
On the bright
side, does this mean
we are spared an entire
day with Belinda?
Cassie!
Oh come on, don't act like I'm
the only one she annoys.
Thank God she only had a year in
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