Crazy Bitches

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Say my name.

Oh yeah, what's your name?

Vivianna.

Oh yeah, Vivianna.

Oh yeah!

Sounds French.

Oh yeah, right there.

Oh, you like that?

I do.

Do you like that?

Yeah, I like that.

What the f*ck...

Hey baby.

Hold on a second, okay?

Are you actually serious?

Get my bags.

Seriously?

Hi, baby, how are you?

Are you okay?

I'm fine, why?

No, it's just...

your voice just sounds

like you have a cold

or something, no?

No, I'm fine, are

you at the ranch already?

I thought you weren't

getting there until later.

- Yeah, I'm already here.

- Excuse me.

Where do you want me to

put these, excuse me!

No, Mel's party ended late...

and so I figured I'd

stay up and drive.

Ma'am, where do you

want me to put these?

Just a second, baby.

Where do you want to put these?

Who's that?

Sorry baby, that was the driver.

Look, Vivianna, I

have to tell you something.

I miss you, I totally miss you.

Will you listen to me?

Yes, I can't wait

until you get here.

I talked to Alice, I told her.

What?!

I told her I'd been unfaithful.

So she knows about us?

No, not exactly.

Jesus, I almost had a coronary!

I don't think I could face her.

I've got to go.

Why are you going,

no, stay on the line.

It's over, Vivianna.

Baby...

It's over,

Vivianna, do you hear me?

Are you listening?

Baby, don't say that!

You don't want us to end.

Goodbye.

Don't hang up!

Vivianna...

You know what I'm

doing right now?

I'm playing with my nipple and

it's really erect and hard.

I've got to go!

No, don't go, there's

no law against listening.

And imaging my

nipple in your mouth.

You know what I'm doing now?

Vivianna,

look, I'm hanging up now.

I'm putting my

hands down my panties.

Vivianna!

Mmmm, it's getting really wet.

Do you wanna see?

- Vivianna...

- I'll show you.

Goodbye.

Does it feel good, Vivianna?

Who the...

Hey Katie, what's up?

Hey, Mrs. M.

I'm still good to watch

Logan tomorrow morning.

Oh, you know what,

I postponed my trip.

So I think I'm okay.

- Okay, thanks Katie, bye bye.

- - Belinda, come on!

You move any slower,

you'll miss your plane.

Sorry!

Could you take that please?

Good Lord, woman, what

the hell'd you pack?

There better be some

sneakers in there.

I intend to do some

hiking this weekend.

Don't tell me, two

suitcases and no sneakers?

You said it was a spa weekend.

I said ranch.

Ranch, spa, it's the

same thing, isn't it?

Okay, wish me luck.

Come on, Alice, I told you

I'll make it up to you.

You and Logan mean

everything to me.

I'm gonna make things right.

Promise.

I'll see you tomorrow

night, Belinda.

Try to behave yourself

until I get there.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

Hi, buddy, awww!

Vroom vroom, look, there's

a vroom vroom right there.

Well fancy

meeting you guys here!

A A A to the K, K K K to the Pi,

A to the K, K to

the Pi, A, K, Pi...

Dorri!

Wooooo!

Great timing.

How was that flight?

I could get used

to private jets.

Hey, who's the sugar

daddy du jour, Taylor?

By the way, one of these guys

you dangle your wares

in front of is gonna

get really incensed that

you won't acquiesce.

He's gonna freak out, and you're

gonna wonder what happened.

That was Alice, she's

coming tomorrow now.

Apparently Eddie had some

unexpected business out of town.

But it's her flipping birthday!

We've been planning

this for months!

God, that man is ridiculous.

On the bright

side, does this mean

we are spared an entire

day with Belinda?

Cassie!

Oh come on, don't act like I'm

the only one she annoys.

Thank God she only had a year in

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