Craig Ferguson Just Being Honest Page #5
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- 2015
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It's the hold music for
the hard-core gay chat lines.
It's everywhere!
What do you want?
Melons, please.
Hold on.
Fadoodle doodle do
You know, I didn't know
that Kenny G was a real person
for the longest time.
I thought it was just
a computer program
that helped you relax...
'cause it's been proven
by science.
It's been proven that
Fadoodle doodle
That physically has an effect
on you.
That physically relaxes
your muscles.
Fadoodle doodle do
Fadoodle doodle do do do
Feel what's happening
Fadoodle doodle do
Do do do-do do
If I keep doing this,
you'll sh*t yourself.
Some of you may be ahead
of the curve, I don't know.
Fadoodle doodle do do do
a real person until I met him.
Shut up, Craig.
You did not.
You f***ing shut up.
I did.
I did.
There was a big Hollywood party,
and there was some kind of
a mix-up, 'cause I was invited.
So I went, and...
Kenny G was the entertainment.
But it was the most amazing,
like, type of performance
I'd ever seen in my life.
It wasn't like,
"Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny G,"
and he came down the stairs.
Fadoodle doodle do
He didn't do that.
He was just walking around
the party fadoodling.
Like...
Fadoodle doodle do do do
Fadoodle do
You'd be talking to someone,
and he would be like,
"I think I can hear Kenny...
Oh, Kenny G!"
Fadoodle doodle do do do
He was like Mr. Tumnus with his
little hooves and his flute.
Fadoodle doodle do do do
It was the most amazing style
of performance
I'd ever seen in my life.
It was like he was there,
but he was not there.
Like he was in the room,
but he wasn't in the room.
It was like you had
to believe in him,
or your couldn't see him!
And then I figured out
what the G stands for.
God.
That's right.
His full name is Kenneth God.
That's right. After you die,
that's what you hear.
Fadoodle doodle do do do
For eternity.
See, that's what proves
that all artistic criticism
is subjective
and has no factual value,
because for people who love
Kenny G, that'd be Heaven.
it'd be hell.
You know, for example,
if I die and I hear...
Fadoodle doodle do
I'll be like, "Oh, sh*t.
they'd be like...
Fadoodle doodle do do do
"Oh, it's all been worth it."
Fadoodle do
"And the biscuit
does turn into Jesus?"
Fadoodle doodle do
Some people love...
I was like, "That's weird."
And then,
"No, it kind of makes sense."
Is Bill Clinton loves Kenny G.
But...No, he does, but it makes
sense, 'cause you think,
well, Bill Clinton's
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