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No.
Well, I mean, yes.
I, uh, I ended up subbing
a little in new York.
But really I'm a writer.
That's great.
Oh, well...
God, it's a scorcher
Out there, huh?
Unseasonably warm.
Yeah.
Uh, wade, have you met Clint?
I have not.
Pleased to meet you
with meat to please you.
Actually, we kinda met earlier.
You parked me in.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
It's just that, um,
I-I couldn't get out of my...
My truck's got
A dual reeow weeow.
I'm sorry?
Dual reeow weeow.
Dual weeow...
Dual weeow...
Dual reeow weeow.
It's...
Dual weeow...
Dual real wheel.
Dual real...
Reow reow.
Got a dual reeow weeow.
Dual weeow...
Dual weeow...
I don't understand.
It's got two extra wheels
on the back part of it.
Ah.
Dual rear...
So, Clint,
Heard tell you were a writer.
Hmm?
Oh, nothing that you've read,
yet.
I'm actually working
on my first novel.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, actually why I'm home.
You know, just to hunker down
and bang out that story.
But, uh, I need a few shekels.
Shekels.
Hebrew for...
Doug.
Currency.
Okay.
Wow, good for you.
That's so exciting!
Oh, thanks.
What's it about?
Oh, uh, well,
it's... It's a horror novel.
Um, it... It's about a guy
who buys a boat,
But the boat turns out
to be possessed.
Like Christine.
I'm sorry?
Christine, Stephen king.
Guy buys a car
and it's possessed.
Oh.
Um...
but... But this is about a boat.
So it's like speed 2.
Starring?
Sandra bullock, yes, of course,
and?
Keanu reeves?
Jason Patric!
Right.
I am the biggest
Jason Patric fan.
Jason Patric.
Oh, lost boys!
They're not lost.
Kiefer.
They're vampires.
Yeah, they got lost...
All right, let's roll!
Your classroom is actually
right next to mine.
I can walk you if you want.
Oh, um, yeah.
That'd be great.
You are so f***in' ugly.
If my butthole had a butthole,
that's what you'd look like.
Yeah, you look like
my butthole's ass.
You look like you got
chicken pox,
If chicken pox was made
out of hemorrhoids
Yeah, if chicken pox
was made out of my ass.
And here we are, fourth grade.
That's me.
And you're right up there.
Good luck.
Holler if you need anything.
The athletic office
is right down there.
Yeah, what's with that guy?
He seems like a bit of a dick.
He's my boyfriend.
Sorry I'm late, guys.
Eric, what is that?
You put that right down now.
Hey, did somebody order a sub?
Ooh, tough crowd.
My uncle's cancer
Took his stomach.
But his divorce...
took his mind.
Anyhoo, that was my weekend.
Let's begin, class.
Maybe we were created
by an all-Knowing god
Who sent down his only son
to die for us.
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